Joys of rural life

Started by Chris Pringle, 18 May 2015, 12:15:39 PM

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Chris Pringle

So my mate Carl had recently moved out into the country, and was extolling the virtues of rural living.

"For instance," says Carl, "we get our breakfast eggs from the woman across the road."

"How interesting," says I. "We get ours from chickens."

(True story. Ask Carl.)

Chris

Kiwidave

Made me smile, and almost laugh out loud (lol for the kids amongst us)

Most eggcellent :D

Techno

Get my eggs from the chicken shed.....If the dogs don't thieve them first !  >:(
Cheers - Phil

Maenoferren

Quote from: Techno on 18 May 2015, 03:04:08 PM
Get my eggs from the chicken shed.....If the dogs don't thieve them first !  >:(
Cheers - Phil
crows, gulls and otters try to nick mine... I now send the kids in early to beat them all to it :)
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toxicpixie

One of our hens has taken to egg eating. Swear she must sit right behind the layers and grab 'em on the way out as  I just can't get out early enough to catch her half the time!
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Orcs

Quote from: toxicpixie on 18 May 2015, 03:18:58 PM
One of our hens has taken to egg eating. Swear she must sit right behind the layers and grab 'em on the way out as  I just can't get out early enough to catch her half the time!

Time to put her in the pot
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toxicpixie

She only just came through a nasty chest infection, so no :P

We're not at the industrial level of egg production with only three girls left :D
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Orcs

Quote from: toxicpixie on 19 May 2015, 08:06:56 AM
She only just came through a nasty chest infection, so no :P


Thats very caring of you - the cat has only got to sneeze and i am offering to give her a lead suppository with the 12 bore!   :-q
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

toxicpixie

That's one way to save on vets bills!
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Techno

Quote from: toxicpixie on 19 May 2015, 08:06:56 AM
She only just came through a nasty chest infection, so no :P

Pixie...
Have you ever had to make one of your chickens 'throw up' because of 'sour crop' ?
YUK !!  :-& :-&
Cheers - Phil

toxicpixie

I've never had that pleasure, fortunately! But others of my acquaintance have, and I have had to feed pills to them on occasion. That's an interesting few days.
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FierceKitty

Worse than dosing a reluctant cat?
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toxicpixie

It certainly felt that way... fortunately the largest of the pills looked a bit like a beetle to her (I think) so went down quite well...
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Subedai

Quote from: FierceKitty on 20 May 2015, 08:51:21 AM
Worse than dosing a reluctant cat?

Nightmare of the first order...even with the moggie bundled up in a towel!
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