Tiger for sale

Started by Luddite, 25 April 2015, 07:13:19 PM

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Luddite

25 April 2015, 07:13:19 PM
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Last Hussar

25 April 2015, 07:32:30 PM #1
It will only break down...
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petercooman

25 April 2015, 09:33:05 PM #2
Would probably slightly upset the missus...

So i'll let this one slip   :P :P :P

Westmarcher

25 April 2015, 10:34:50 PM #3
Didn't realise Ikea sold Tigers. 
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Last Hussar

26 April 2015, 12:41:26 AM #4
Quote from: petercooman on 25 April 2015, 09:33:05 PM
Would probably slightly upset the missus...

So i'll let this one slip   :P :P :P

What's she going to do, you'd be inside a Tiger.
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Vamboozle

26 April 2015, 09:28:53 AM #5
Now mentally measuring up the parking outside the house......though reckon a PZ III would a) a bigger hit with the girls and b) be easier to park at Tescos
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

26 April 2015, 09:34:22 AM #6
You dont need to worry about spaces when parking a Tiger, but I might have trouble getting across the Mersey - wont fit the tunnels and too heavy for Runcorn bridge.

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Fenton

26 April 2015, 09:37:14 AM #7
I would buy it and it would be great to drive about in but would look silly with headlights, indicators and number plates on it, so I will pass
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petercooman

26 April 2015, 10:26:47 AM #8
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 April 2015, 12:41:26 AM
What's she going to do, you'd be inside a Tiger.

The food inside is going to run out eventually

Last Hussar

26 April 2015, 10:41:50 AM #9
Get a mate to slide stuff down the barrel.

Mate of mine reckoned he could own a Challenger two with working 120mm gun if he had a shotgun licence.  Smoothbore gun longer than 24 inches....
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Hertsblue

26 April 2015, 12:24:43 PM #10
This thing has a 280 hp engine. The original had a 700 hp Maybach engine. Armour probably not quite as thick, then.

Oh, and the original only(!) cost 250,800 Reich Marks. (Probably 58p in today's money)
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26 April 2015, 07:10:13 PM #11
'The Boss' (She who must be obeyed) is resolute that as I had my driving licence taken from me due to epilepsy that I will also not be allowed to drive this nice little model.   :'( :'( :'(

(Mind you I would love to park it outside a polling booth on May 7th and see the response.   :D  )

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

27 April 2015, 06:19:21 AM #12
Quote from: Fig.ht on 26 April 2015, 07:10:13 PM
(Mind you I would love to park it outside a polling booth on May 7th and see the response.   :D  )

If you did make sure it had VOTE UKIP all over it..... :d :d

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Ithoriel

27 April 2015, 11:07:08 AM #13
Given the overblown hype from the right wing English press shouldn't it say "Vote SNP!" :)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

27 April 2015, 01:33:37 PM #14
No - that sort of machinery  :dis far too complex for the scots, or the Welsh.

IanS  :d :d
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