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FierceKitty

26 April 2015, 01:59:39 AM
It's been discovered that the reason why Aussies are such good batsmen is that you can hold a bat effectively wearing handcuffs.
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paulr

26 April 2015, 05:05:33 AM #1
 ;D ;D ;D
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fsn

26 April 2015, 05:19:34 AM #2
For shame! You could have waited until after ANZAC day!

;D ;D
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Techno

26 April 2015, 05:23:44 AM #3
I thought handcuffs were usually used behind one's back.
Dammit.....No wonder they're good !
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Westmarcher

26 April 2015, 09:13:12 AM #4
 ;D

Wonder if it works for golf? Can only improve mine.

.. now, let's see, what would be best? Front or back?   :-\

... when is Handcuff Day, anyway? ...
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FierceKitty

26 April 2015, 09:14:46 AM #5
Quote from: Westmarcher on 26 April 2015, 09:13:12 AM



.. now, let's see, what would be best? Front or back?   :-\



...as the bishop said to the actress.
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Westmarcher

26 April 2015, 09:26:08 AM #6
 :D
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 April 2015, 09:14:46 AM
...as the bishop said to the actress.

Bet she knows when Handcuff Day is.  ;)
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FierceKitty

26 April 2015, 09:33:46 AM #7
I'll ask her when she's through with His Grace.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

26 April 2015, 10:19:05 PM #8
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 April 2015, 09:14:46 AM
...as the bishop said to the actress.
Two bishops in a pub, one looks at the other and says "You know, I've never met an actress?"
The second replies "Nor I!"
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Orcs

27 April 2015, 09:55:34 AM #9
Quote from: Techno on 26 April 2015, 05:23:44 AM
I thought handcuffs were usually used behind one's back.

I thought they were used mainly in the bedroom !   ;)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

27 April 2015, 09:57:12 AM #10
Keep your proclivities to your self old man.  ;) :)

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fsn

27 April 2015, 10:46:14 AM #11
Well, for some people it's the only way to persuade her to stay.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

27 April 2015, 01:31:47 PM #12
I refer you to my previous reply...,

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Upgraydd

05 May 2015, 10:28:13 PM #13
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 April 2015, 01:59:39 AM
It's been discovered that the reason why Aussies are such good batsmen is that you can hold a bat effectively wearing handcuffs.

I can't believe I only just noticed the post, maybe if they were handcuffed behind their backs the English bowlers might have a chance :D

Techno

06 May 2015, 04:59:36 AM #14
Dream on !! 
England would still struggle against them !  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Now, if you handcuffed the Aussie bowlers........
Cheers - Phil
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