Commando Comics

Started by Fenton, 13 April 2015, 10:11:02 AM

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Ithoriel

Quote from: Leman on 16 April 2015, 09:38:39 AM
Where is the station? is something like "Wo ist der bahnhof, Englander schweinhund?" You might also find useful, "Can ist ein bier haben, gott in himmel?"

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jambo1

My favourite phrases were ones where the Japanese were in it, you always got "English Pig Dog" which when we were kids was brilliant we used it all the time when "playing" war. :)

Ithoriel

I remember it as the Germans who yelled "Englander pig dog!" presumably because a Brit's grasp of foreign languages was never going to be up to translating "schweinhund."
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fsn

I always thought German for "Spitfire" was "AchtungSpitfeuer", because that's what they always said in Commando Comics.

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16 April 2015, 11:45:12 AM #34 Last Edit: 16 April 2015, 11:50:17 AM by FierceKitty
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FierceKitty

Quote from: Ithoriel on 16 April 2015, 11:39:45 AM
I remember it as the Germans who yelled "Englander pig dog!" presumably because a Brit's grasp of foreign languages was never going to be up to translating "schweinhund."

Let alone 英語豚ドッグ!, I suppose.
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Ithoriel

Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 April 2015, 11:45:12 AM
A primary school teacher once told me of a nativity scene drawn by her class which, under the influence of the imperfectly understood lyrics of Silent Night, included a nearly spherical character that the children identified as "Round John Virgin".

I fear we may need a whole new thread if we are straying into the realm of mondegreens :)

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Westmarcher

Too late!  :O)

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Oh where hae you been?
They hae slay the Earl of Murray,
And Lady Mondegreen.



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Leman

I'm not German, never studied it and don't care if their nouns start with capitals.
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Orcs

I am surprised in these awfuly PC days they are still allowed to publish I can remember them:-

Calling all  all Japs "slant/Slit Eyes"
Lots of the japs had buck teeth and glasses
Germans were "Krauts" or "Squareheads" or the "bloody Hun"
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toxicpixie

"Merrill's Marauders" from Battle Action Force (or whatever it was at the time!) is a classic example of that massive racism...

Pretty much every line is a racial slur. Don't abuse the Japanese for what they actually did, abuse them for stereotyped Alf Garnett Farage style caricatures!
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FierceKitty

Quote from: Leman on 16 April 2015, 09:13:00 PM
I'm not German, never studied it and don't care if their nouns start with capitals.

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Ithoriel

I will not buy this record, it is scratched!
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