I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

2014 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

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"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN