Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail"

"It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen"

Homer: "We're proud of you, Boy.
Bart: "Thanks Dad. Part of this d-minus belongs to God"

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try"

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel"

"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back home anyway."

Cheating is the gift man gives himself."

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."


Barney: "Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic."
Lisa: "Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting."
Barney: "Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?"

Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."

"If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home."
"D'oh....It just gets worse and worse."

Cheers - Phil

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 01 April 2015, 07:02:21 AM

Barney: "Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic."
Lisa: "Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting."
Barney: "Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?"

That one was from the film festival, "best episode ever!"

Some doozies there Orcs.

 

Yep. A few goodies there, Orcs.

Bart "inside every hardened criminal lays the heart of a ten year old boy"
Lisa "and vice versa"

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." Homer to Lisa.

My daughter gave me that on a fridge magnet. 

Quote from: fsn on 04 April 2015, 08:47:15 AM
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." Homer to Lisa.

I use that one at least once a month!