The number of the Beast!

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FierceKitty

01 April 2015, 01:07:18 AM #30
Quote from: mad lemmey on 31 March 2015, 06:50:56 PM
Shouldn't that last statement have a comma instead of an and?  :-*

Our numbers grow daily. (evil cackle)
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Hertsblue

01 April 2015, 09:15:07 AM #31
Quote from: FierceKitty on 01 April 2015, 01:07:18 AM
Our numbers grow daily. (evil cackle)

Our numbers grow mainly canabis.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

01 April 2015, 10:06:02 AM #32
Speak for yourself - I gota 'arvest the coca before telecy man cuts me off....

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Fenton

01 April 2015, 03:52:42 PM #33
I always imagine Phil as some sort of evil necromancer casting spells during mummy embalmings, and his little sidekick El Nobby coming and saying

"Oh master what are you doing?"

"I am embalming these mummies El Nob for my evil master plan"

" And what do you use Oh Great Injury prone one"

*pushes strange brown packet into sidekicks face* "THIS...oikish one"


Oooo Natron
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Techno

01 April 2015, 04:04:11 PM #34
 X_X ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

01 April 2015, 04:34:34 PM #35
Groan!!
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getagrip

01 April 2015, 05:15:48 PM #36
Why's Matron not on coat duty?  :-\

Is Matron Leon in Leon's absence?

Does that mean Dave is demoted to Matron?

Szymon's gone,  so who's going to be Dave?

We need to be told,  we need answers!  :'( :'( :'(
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

fsn

01 April 2015, 06:52:29 PM #37
Quote from: Fenton on 01 April 2015, 03:52:42 PM
I always imagine Phil as some sort of evil necromancer casting spells during mummy embalmings, and his little sidekick El Nobby coming and saying

"Oh master what are you doing?"

"I am embalming these mummies El Nob for my evil master plan"

" And what do you use Oh Great Injury prone one"

*pushes strange brown packet into sidekicks face* "THIS...oikish one"


Oooo Natron

Well played, Sir.

Even so, I got the hump.

And a limp.

And a vaguely Eastern European accent. 
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Techno

01 April 2015, 08:29:46 PM #38
Quote from: getagrip on 01 April 2015, 05:15:48 PM
Why's Matron not on coat duty?  :-\

People keep complaining about the bloodstains I leave on them !
Cheers - Phil

getagrip

01 April 2015, 10:04:21 PM #39
Quote from: Techno on 01 April 2015, 08:29:46 PM
People keep complaining about the bloodstains I leave on them !
Cheers - Phil

Nobby will soon suck those out! :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno

02 April 2015, 05:56:10 AM #40
He's on a diet ! (You plonker).  ;)
Cheers - Phil


getagrip

02 April 2015, 09:47:33 AM #41
Quote from: Techno on 02 April 2015, 05:56:10 AM
He's on a diet ! (You plonker).  ;)
Cheers - Phil




Blood is quite slimming, haven't you read Carpe Jugulum Matron? :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.
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