..... not trying hard enough, guys(!)?   

"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"

I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would

Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world it's saddest sound
Its saddest sound

I'd rather be a forest than a street
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet
Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would

- Simon & Garfunkel

Anyhow. I would rather be a general, fsn, and like grip, could always get someone to paint for me. 

Love that song

I'd rather be a tankie than a plank.

Plank=Infantryman.

Quote from: Techno on 21 March 2015, 09:20:11 PM


Well.....My better half was almost laughing hysterically when I came in from the bonfire, because my face was even more covered in sooty ash than Peter Sellers in that clip....
(I dunno how though..honest...I promise I didn't actually fall in the fire.)
I remember the Kenny Everett from the first time it was broadcast....... Mrs Techno doesn't let me do DIY, because of the episode when I nearly put a drill bit into her chest.  
Honest officer...I was handing the drill down from the ladder when I pulled the trigger....and it sort of grabbed her sweatshirt. (Sure I've told you that one before)

Cheers - Reg.

That's a silly picture.
Mr Stickman has pulled the kick bar to the stop position already. 
Cheers - Phil

Quote from: Steeleye on 23 March 2015, 08:57:10 AM
I'd rather be a tankie than a plank.

Plank=Infantryman.

Ooh, that's easy to rhyme with 

Would You Rather Be A Colonel With An Eagle On Your Shoulder Or A Private With A Chicken On Your Knee?

Or would you rather be a fish?......

Quote from: OldenBUA on 23 March 2015, 06:42:23 PM
Would You Rather Be A Colonel With An Eagle On Your Shoulder Or A Private With A Chicken On Your Knee?

I'd rather be a sergeant with with a bird in his barracks 

Centurions or Aztecs?

Quote from: Last Hussar on 24 March 2015, 12:28:26 AM
Centurions or Aztecs?

Everyone makes a Roman range; no need for more of the former.

Or since I cant eat chocolate any more AZTECS.

IanS