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Started by getagrip, 04 March 2015, 08:04:31 PM

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Techno

One of my coffee mugs is emblazoned with the logo....."Keep calm, you grumpy old git."
Cheers - Phil.

FierceKitty

Quote from: Upgraydd on 06 March 2015, 06:58:48 AM
Rant;

- People who say "it's always in the last place you look". Of course it is, if you find it and then keep looking then you have serious problems that years of intensive therapy won't even be able to help with.

And redundancies like "ATM machine", "PIN number", "report back", and "chainmail".
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Sandinista

Car/van drivers:
most don't look or stop at roundabouts, on my daily commute to work some A-hole usually comes close to hitting me
those who try to excuse their inability to drive competently by saying "motorbikes are dangerous" no, you are dangerous
the idiots who still believe that motorcycles filtering through traffic is illegal
those who use hand held mobile phones when driving car/van
screen was nozzles that are aligned so that they miss the windscreen completely, hitting me in the face driving behind
those who overtake and don't give enough room to cyclists or horses
those who sit behind me in a 20mph zone flashing/tooting their horn at me as I obey the speed limit near schools
those who fail to see a red light and slam into the back of motorbikes who have stopped - a friends husband was killed by such a c***
I'll stop here as I need to go to work today...

All vehicle license holders should have to retake their tests ever 5 years - pass or be banned until you do
Post test training should be made compulsory for all vehicle owners, failure to do so will result in points and then a ban

I ride a motorbike if you hadn't already guessed

Cheers
Ian

getagrip

Been taken off my motorbike twice by numpties not looking; despite lights, hi viz jacket, white helmet >:(

Hate hate hate hate hate middle lane hoggers!  Move over!!!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Leman

Still think you need to differentiate between chain mail and plate mail.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

FierceKitty

You can. They're mail and plate. If you suffer from the redundant syllables disease of a trans-Atlantic nation that we shall in courtesy not name, you could try writing out a thousand times "It's not an elevator, it's a lift."
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ithoriel

Dendra is plate, Milanese and Gothic are plate mail.
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

getagrip

Chain mail, plate mail, plate or mail...who cares.  Words are used for communication and to be understood.

PLATE mail and CHAIN mail remove confusion, so........there :P
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Leman

Evidently I have been lifted to a higher plain. Very heavy though in my redundant Hollywood chain mail.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Westmarcher

What about junk mail?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Leman

Worn by Chinese sailors in the C15th I believe.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Leman on 06 March 2015, 11:02:02 AM
Worn by Chinese sailors in the C15th I believe.

As life jackets. I've heard that medieval men at arms left their chain-mail off to help with floating....

IanS
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
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Westmarcher

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Last Hussar

Motorcyclists who think their idiotic behaviour is car drivers fault.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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getagrip

Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 March 2015, 07:16:47 PM
Motorcyclists who think their idiotic behaviour is car drivers fault.

Fair few of them and vice-versa  :)
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.