To be accurate there are expressways around Runcorn.

Quote from: fsn on 05 March 2015, 12:28:23 PM
To be accurate there are expressways around Runcorn.

And we all know why!

Still Hazmet gear to use them....

IanS

It's 'cos all the residents are regularly armed with RPGs and Moltov cocktails.

Quote from: fsn on 05 March 2015, 12:31:56 PM
It's 'cos all the residents are regularly armed with RPGs and Moltov cocktails.

To protect themselves from the indigenous proto-humans

Quote from: fsn on 04 March 2015, 06:46:58 PM
I've bought 4 tickets!

While I do not wish any bad luck to Nobby, but I dread the thought of him winning the ride in the Centurion - Can you imagine it, he would be unstopable in his posts,  there would be 20 million posts starting "when I rode in the Centurion"  or "Did you know the Bovingdon Centurion" etc. etc.etc.

To say nothing of the tissue shortage in Runcorn caused by the result of him "Thinking about the ride in the centurion! 

Quote from: getagrip on 05 March 2015, 12:40:21 PM
To protect themselves from the indigenous proto-humans

There's a word of four syllables there - what are you trying to do to this forum?

What's a syllable?

Is it that pudding made of cream and lemon?

I like that.

Quote from: Hertsblue on 06 March 2015, 09:34:19 AM
There's a word of four syllables there - what are you trying to do to this forum?

To protect themselves from window lickers and FSN

The thing that annoys me about the window lickers, is that they charge me £5 for window cleaning afterwards.

And they leave smears.