Alternative Wargaming Phraseology

Started by Last Hussar, 05 March 2015, 12:23:36 AM

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Last Hussar

05 March 2015, 12:23:36 AM
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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paulr

05 March 2015, 04:09:10 AM #1
 ;) :D
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Leman

05 March 2015, 07:42:15 AM #2
Rules No How - your mate gives you a game with his new rules which you've not had a chance to read. Then delights in telling you what you could have done under the rules to prevent that massacre. Yes, it does happen.
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Luddite

05 March 2015, 07:50:56 AM #3
ODOUR OF BATTLE: That guy who is a stranger to soap but who insists on coming to your club every week.

;D ;D

We definately have one or two of these... :(
http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

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fsn

05 March 2015, 08:17:24 AM #4
Saving Throw.

Double 1.
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getagrip

05 March 2015, 08:58:36 AM #5
Link's broken :(
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Hertsblue

05 March 2015, 09:02:56 AM #6
Nah, it's just TMP doing maintenance again. That site is down more often than a melancholic bloodhound.
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getagrip

05 March 2015, 09:03:53 AM #7
Quote from: Hertsblue on 05 March 2015, 09:02:56 AM
Nah, it's just TMP doing maintenance again. That site is down more often than a melancholic bloodhound.

;D

Cheers Herts, will have a look later ;)
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Subedai

05 March 2015, 09:57:57 AM #8
Still maintaining.
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Westmarcher

05 March 2015, 10:43:31 AM #9
[back on, now.]

:D =D>

DIRE-RAMA & ERMPIRE - good ones, Last Hussar.  ;D
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getagrip

05 March 2015, 11:33:29 AM #10 Last Edit: 05 March 2015, 11:35:30 AM by getagrip
 ;D

"Line of sigh"; how many times? :(

Zone of console ;D
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Ithoriel

05 March 2015, 01:26:13 PM #11
FRUITLESS PRESERVE - keeping a reserve for a future your army doesn't have?
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