Weirdest Wargaming Encounters

Started by Ithoriel, 26 February 2015, 12:02:31 PM

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FierceKitty

Does the nude Zulu wars game I played with a visitor a few years ago count as weird? Especially since his girlfriend was circling taking photographs at table-level, and I'm sure making a feminist point about boys with toys in many of her shots?
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getagrip

Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 February 2015, 01:47:25 AM
Does the nude Zulu wars game I played with a visitor a few years ago count as weird? Especially since his girlfriend was circling taking photographs at table-level, and I'm sure making a feminist point about boys with toys in many of her shots?

Erm,  it counts but...why?  :o :o :o
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Roy

Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 February 2015, 01:47:25 AM
Does the nude Zulu wars game I played with a visitor a few years ago count as weird? Especially since his girlfriend was circling taking photographs at table-level, and I'm sure making a feminist point about boys with toys in many of her shots?

I mentioned to Wargames Illustrated that they should do a Nudist Gamers special - you could have been famous within the hobby!

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 27 February 2015, 11:11:19 AM
I mentioned to Wargames Illustrated that they should do a Nudist Gamers special - you could have been famous within the hobby!



Privates on parade :D
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Transgress the rules of this forum though and it could be Corporal Punishment for you.  :)
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getagrip

Quote from: Westmarcher on 27 February 2015, 12:15:07 PM
Transgress the rules of this forum though and it could be Corporal Punishment for you.  :)

Promises ;) :P ;D
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Quote from: ianrs54 on 27 February 2015, 12:37:30 PM
You ARE NOT SUPPOSED to ENJOY you experience on here  :P :'(

;D ;D ;D

I can see judges handing down sentences: £120 fine and 500 forum posts :D
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Not quite wargaming but has to do with model's
Germany 1988 ish one Saturday no threat of immediate invasion by Warsaw pact so did what any Squaddie would do into town for some BEERS!!! (substitute some beer for a lot)
on way from one pub to next found a model shop I "think " as woke up next morning with a completed 1/700th scale Tamiya Japanese Destroyer fully painted based on a sea base and Japanese writing on the hull no idea when or how I made it?

Westmarcher

Was it in bed with you?

..... and I bet you don't even remember its name.
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I once heard a story at the wargames club, where a member, who was former british army and stationed over in w.germany during the 80s, got himself into a bit of a pickle one weekend.
I can't remember all of the tale, but it did involve lots of german beer, a german lady of the night, a moped and trying to smuggle her out of the barracks early one morning.
I only wish I could remember the tale  :'(
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

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FierceKitty

Quote from: getagrip on 27 February 2015, 06:09:10 AM
Erm,  it counts but...why?  :o :o :o

Because we're nudists. The game happened for the usual reason wargames do.
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getagrip

Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 February 2015, 04:46:40 AM
Because we're nudists. The game happened for the usual reason wargames do.

Makes perfect sense then ;)
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Roy

I have been unfortunate to meet a few A-holes in our hobby, but it wasn't because it was a clothing optional session.

Met a few right James Blunts, too. [that's rhyming slang, look it up if needed]. Never met a female wargamer, though.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

FierceKitty

28 February 2015, 10:05:52 AM #38 Last Edit: 28 February 2015, 10:10:00 AM by FierceKitty
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 28 February 2015, 10:05:17 AM
I have been unfortunate to meet a few A-holes in our hobby, but it wasn't because it was a clothing optional session.

Met a few right James Blunts, too. [that's rhyming slang, look it up if needed]. Never met a female wargamer, though.

I'm married to one. Mind you, part of the reason why she married me could be that I don't use the female genitals as a term of abuse.
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Roy

Probably why I'm still single then  ;D
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"