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fsn

15 February 2015, 02:30:53 PM #285
Westmarcher, such pedantry is unappreciated!

:P
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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
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2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

getagrip

15 February 2015, 02:50:08 PM #286
Quote from: fsn on 15 February 2015, 02:30:53 PM
Westmarcher, such pedantry is unappreciated!

:P

Since when?  Was that when we became a serious forum? :-\
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

15 February 2015, 02:54:42 PM #287
Quote from: fsn on 15 February 2015, 02:30:53 PM
Westmarcher, such pedantry is unappreciated!

:P
Begs yer pardon, Your Semenship. And thankee (seriously*). Coz I knows I deserves a buccaneer fool full. Are (bloody auto-correct) Arrhh!



* because this is a serious forum.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

getagrip

15 February 2015, 02:56:58 PM #288
Quote from: Westmarcher on 15 February 2015, 02:54:42 PM
Begs yer pardon, Your Semenship. And thankee (seriously*). Coz I knows I deserves a buccaneer fool full. Are (bloody auto-correct) Arrhh!



* because this is a serious forum.

"Semenship"... :o
On this forum...  :o
Seriously???  :o :o :o
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

15 February 2015, 03:00:55 PM #289
Begs yer pardons, me hearties (a bad boy did it and ran away). Seamanship. That's what I means to say. 


:-[


:^o
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Westmarcher

15 February 2015, 03:10:50 PM #290
Btw. How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?


Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the fourth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket.  :)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Roy

15 February 2015, 03:43:19 PM #291
I googled semenship...

and the first thing it came back with was this -

[from] showpig-auctions.com



Quote... FEES will be charged to the winning bidder on the semen ship date!

Stupid google! I wrote semenship. Not semen ship.

Still, it would be something to look forward to receiving ... better than getting a parcel from Pendraken through the post
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

15 February 2015, 03:46:23 PM #292
I googled Welsh Semen Ship and it came up with this:



Not what I expected :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

fsn

15 February 2015, 04:35:30 PM #293
The one on the left looks as if he enjoys his job.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

cbr3d.com

15 February 2015, 06:29:58 PM #294
No wonder the sheep in wales carry rocket launchers around with them, not only jave they to watch out for the daamn shepherds but now the Welsh ponies as well!   ;D

getagrip

15 February 2015, 06:31:37 PM #295
Quote from: Fig.ht on 15 February 2015, 06:29:58 PM
No wonder the sheep in wales carry rocket launchers around with them, not only jave they to watch out for the daamn shepherds but now the Welsh ponies as well!   ;D

On second thought , let's not go to Wales. 'Tis a silly place.
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

15 February 2015, 09:33:02 PM #296
Sheep ..... and ponies ....., eh?  Can't live with them, can't live without them.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Leman

16 February 2015, 11:01:51 AM #297
Major food source at Tesco.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Hertsblue

16 February 2015, 11:14:04 AM #298
And the sheep...
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Roy

16 February 2015, 04:55:37 PM #299
We (my family that is) ate horse in Spain. The hotel served it up. Everyone ate it (the Brit holidaymakers that is), liked it, we asked what it was - told horse - and it didn't bother me or my family. Don't know about anyone else. ...or was it Yugoslavia  :-\

It wasn't Cardiff. We only ate breakfast there. I had one of those Kelloggs small box cereals. 
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"
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