Mission Impossible

Started by Westmarcher, 08 February 2015, 09:09:53 PM

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Westmarcher

11 February 2015, 09:02:36 AM #15
Today's Mission.

Text from a Dad.

"You've left your phone at home."


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Westmarcher

12 February 2015, 09:57:23 AM #16

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
                                                                                           - Napoleon
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

12 February 2015, 12:23:51 PM #17
Quote from: Westmarcher on 12 February 2015, 09:57:23 AM
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
                                                                                           - Napoleon

He er LOST  ;)

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getagrip

12 February 2015, 12:34:19 PM #18
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

13 February 2015, 10:50:20 AM #19
Painting eyes on our 10mm heroes.


(I would start with a pirate, personally  :ar! - Pendraken don't do pirates yet .... do they?)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Westmarcher

14 February 2015, 09:24:26 AM #20
A man and his son were on a tour of an atomic power plant. In the control room, the boy asked if he could see the controls for the reactor core. The head physicist said yes, and explained how the controls worked. After the boy left, the head physicist turned to an assistant and said, "That was my son." How could that be?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

getagrip

14 February 2015, 09:27:31 AM #21
Quote from: Westmarcher on 14 February 2015, 09:24:26 AM
A man and his son were on a tour of an atomic power plant. In the control room, the boy asked if he could see the controls for the reactor core. The head physicist said yes, and explained how the controls worked. After the boy left, the head physicist turned to an assistant and said, "That was my son." How could that be?


She was his mum ;)
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

paulr

14 February 2015, 09:27:56 AM #22
Quote from: Westmarcher on 14 February 2015, 09:24:26 AM
A man and his son were on a tour of an atomic power plant. In the control room, the boy asked if he could see the controls for the reactor core. The head physicist said yes, and explained how the controls worked. After the boy left, the head physicist turned to an assistant and said, "That was my son." How could that be?


Shall I give everyone a clue? The answer would be obvious if it wasn't for our gender stereotypes  ;)
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FierceKitty

14 February 2015, 09:28:11 AM #23
That might have caught us twenty years ago.  ;D
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paulr

14 February 2015, 09:29:30 AM #24
Quote from: FierceKitty on 14 February 2015, 09:28:11 AM
That might have caught us twenty years ago.  ;D

The sad thing is that it still catches a lot of people  :(

I have seen people struggle with it when told the answer :o
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FierceKitty

14 February 2015, 09:31:23 AM #25
Mmm, I suppose you're right. How discouraging.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

14 February 2015, 09:31:38 AM #26
See my previous comment on females and hi-tech kit.....

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fsn

14 February 2015, 09:36:25 AM #27
... or of course, it could be the child's other dad

... or the step dad and a biological dad

... or the scientist was a sperm doner
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paulr

14 February 2015, 09:40:28 AM #28
Quote from: fsn on 14 February 2015, 09:36:25 AM
... or of course, it could be the child's other dad

... or the step dad and a biological dad

... or the scientist was a sperm doner

I would suggest Occam's razor but I'm not sure if it would be safe to suggest anything that sharp to fsn ;) ;D ;D
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getagrip

14 February 2015, 09:47:19 AM #29
Could be Leon; maybe he had a spare clone lying around :D
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