Given Hardy's tendency to view the world through fog-tinted spectacles, he'd have preferred the worst-case scenario.

Quote from: FierceKitty on 13 August 2014, 09:34:15 AM
She, sir.

Gouda ?

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo.

Well, at least she won't have eaten the walnuts - unless she has jaws like a hyena. 

Probably scattered them all over the room....

IanS

Oh, I thought those were ammunition for this catapult!

That's not a catapult, that's my braces!

Congratulations

I've been playing our itlsu games as a Brigadier but
I'm still a cadet...

Does this mean a possible court martial or is it taken as a temporary acting brevet promotion?

No cats, poets or cheese involved

I'd go for brevet if you're giving the Hun or Johnny Turk a damn good thrashing.

Quote from: Dour Puritan on 14 August 2014, 06:04:05 AM
I'd go for brevet if you're giving the Hun or Johnny Turk a damn good thrashing.

Peter certainly helped give the Hun a damn good thrashing in our last game 

Shame he was commanding them at the time 

Only cause those scwinhund Englander decided to
hide in the woods rather than fight in the open . That. sector
was not under my control  either

Ah, but the buck stops at the top.... 

Congrats, Steve 

After the week I've had, mine's a case of Scotch. Knock the top off & close the door on the way out...

Call t'amblance now shouls we's

ianS

Wossha ambulalansh thingy?

Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 August 2014, 02:13:27 AM
Wossha ambulalansh thingy?

Itsh...Itsha..You know.....White van thingy...Blue litsh....Goesh....ner, ner, something.....Lives at that building that mendsh peepul.

......however, at the time, I was very,very, drunk.

Quote from: Dour Puritan on 16 August 2014, 06:52:34 AM
......however, at the time, I was very,very, drunk.

or more artistically "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time" - just for Phil.

IanS

Quote from: Techno on 16 August 2014, 06:49:25 AM
Itsh...Itsha..You know.....White van thingy...Blue litsh....Goesh....ner, ner, something.....Lives at that building that mendsh peepul.

Must be a long time since you've seen one, Phil. They're all high-visibility yellow nowadays.

Ohhhh.....Thosh thinsh with the grrreeen ands yellowsh sheckered wossnames round them.
I wondered what they weresh....Can't remember what they look like in Walesh

Cheersh - Rowley Birkin (Q.C.)