Hi All.

Leon's popped me a note, to say he meant to mention he's away for a few days...so he'll deal with any queries on his return.
Have a great break, Leon !! 
Cheers - Phil.  (Behave yourselves !  )

Panic attack! Panic attack!

Has anyone got a brown paper bag???

Hope he's just taking a few days off to do something enjoyable.

Better still if he's gone to do some research on something. At Bovington say.

Is he back yet? 

Quote from: fsn on 10 August 2014, 08:49:35 AM
Panic attack! Panic attack!


Better still if he's gone to do some research on something. At Bovington say.

Do they have a lot of Aztecs at Bovvy? I thought it was all tanks!

Have fun Leon!

Quote from: fsn on 10 August 2014, 09:13:47 AM
Is he back yet? 

No. 

Has he gone yet? 

Is he there yet

IanS

Quote from: Hertsblue on 10 August 2014, 10:35:31 AM
Has he gone yet? 

Quote from: ianrs54 on 10 August 2014, 11:13:39 AM
Is he there yet

I believe the answer to both questions is yes......Probably. 
Cheers - Phil

Love the definite manner of that one.

IanS

Positively almost.

It's the not knowing that is the worst.

Do we at least know that he took clean underpants?

They don't use underpants in Smoggy.

IanS

 

"I found abandoned clothes on deserted beach," says distressed forum member.

I have to say the whole thing has gone to the dogs since the wedding. Firstly they're shoving orders out so fast they've arrived before you sent them - where's the delicious expectation? The peering through the letterbox to see if today will be the day? The time spent planning and reviewing what you've bought? - and now Leon has decided it's perfectly acceptable to slope off for a few days without asking us (the worms in the Pendraken tequila) for permission. Does he not realise that if it wasn't for us (the fish heads in the Pendraken star-gazy pie)  he'd be a well adjusted, reasonable sane, happily married man - and none of us wants to se that do we? No, I definitely detect the rustle of petticoats in this wilfulness; there's more than a smack of Horace Wimp in this one. Milday definitely has her prettily beringed fingers in this pie.

Let's face it, it's the thin end of a very big wedge. Leon goes off without telling us for a few days; he thinks he enjoys himself away from the constant please, entreaties and bitching about why there isn't a LoA Kettle Drummer in Polynesian drag and so he thinks he wants to spend more time away. Next thing he'll be taking regular holidays, and complete weekends and before you know it he'll have got himself a proper job that pays real money and his life will be stress free and he'll be able to live a normal life, and he'll sell Pendraken to the Evil Empire and we (the inexplicable staining in the Pendraken underwear) will all have to buy Space-Aztecs (sorry Imperial Space-Aztecs) at grossly inflated prices and they'll close the top totty thread (which to be fair has been languishing a bit) and I will have no life!   

Quote from: fsn on 11 August 2014, 06:31:55 AM
I will have no life! 

But YOU don't have a life......

IanS

It's all going a bit Reggie Perrin!

I hear Leon's picketing Royal Mail HQ!
To get more paint pots in packages.
Nicks back now once his Internet is properly up and running I'm sure we'll be inundated
With scantily clad young ladies
Regards
Sean

Quote from: ianrs54 on 11 August 2014, 07:38:51 AM
But YOU don't have a life......

IanS

I know!!!