If you cut (or plucked) every single hair from your head and body.......And then laid them all end to end.



You'd be a bloody weirdo ! 

Wouldn't you prefer to just wait for alopecia?

You could use VEET hair removal cream

See these reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

If those are the ones I think they are, Mark.....They're hilarious !!!
Cheers - Phil

  and tears as well!

I prefer the Dorothy Parker version: "If all the young ladies at the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." (quoted in various minor permutations)

I'm surprised it hasn't been rendered as wimped end to end.

Quote from: Dour Puritan on 30 July 2014, 02:12:53 PM
I'm surprised it hasn't been rendered as wimped end to end.

Translation for an ignorant but interested colonial, please. What does wimp mean as a verb?

Nothing. I just assumed the Yanks would treat laid in the same way as p***y. I wonder if I can write that beaver has been reintroduced to Scotland?

Yes I can, so we'll hav t talk about Mrs Slocum's beaver from now on.

 

Strange that you can't write the word 'putty', on the forum, DP.....I seem to be able to.
Cheers - Phil

Parker wasn't one to flinch from taboo words. Read up her comment when she met Norman Mailer (I think it was).

Damn, I used wimp and all me windows fell out.

Quote from: Dour Puritan on 30 July 2014, 07:17:38 PM
Damn, I used wimp and all me windows fell out.

People who live in glass houses should make sure they use plenty of p***y......Otherwise that's what's going to happen.

Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 July 2014, 05:23:50 PM
Parker wasn't one to flinch from taboo words. Read up her comment when she met Norman Mailer (I think it was).

I don't remember Parker ever meeting Norman Mailer in Thunderbirds.......Anyway, Parker was a bloke.......Or did I miss something in one of the episodes ?

Cheers - Scott.

Yes, milady.