The Homecoming

A Airborne Solider stationed in Vicenzia, Italy wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson & music books.

Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here... let me look at you... let me hold you ! Let's have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I've missed your lovin' so much !"

The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica."

Vicenza, o sbaglio?

So, the paratrooper returns to England after Market Garden. He sits his wife down and rather shamefacedly admits,"I have to confess that I have been unfaithful you twice, once with a French girl and once with a Belgian girl. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Don't worry,"replies the wife,"I've been unfaithful twice too, once with the Royal Scots and once with the Brigade of Guards."