First of the German Sausage jokes

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

18 July 2014, 01:10:57 PM #20
Ok - "It was the wurst of times, it was the best of times".....


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FierceKitty

18 July 2014, 01:27:47 PM #21
Aaargh!
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FierceKitty

18 July 2014, 01:29:32 PM #22
No Wurst, there is none; pitched past pitch of grief.... (If Hopkins had been German - come to think of it, his sentences do have a decidedly Teutonic tendency to go on far too long and in excessive complexity, so perhaps he secretly was.)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

18 July 2014, 01:29:50 PM #23
Yes Dickens always brings the wurst out in me as well.

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mollinary

18 July 2014, 01:30:56 PM #24
What was it Hillaire Belloc wrote?    

"Always keep ahold of nurse
For fear of finding "a sausage!?"  (Or was it "something wurst"?).

I'll get my coat.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

18 July 2014, 01:33:03 PM #25
Just to combine a thread -

I suspect this wurst is pasta it's best by date.......

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FierceKitty

18 July 2014, 01:35:45 PM #26
(Walks out in disgust at the desperation of this thread, salaming the door on his way).
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FierceKitty

18 July 2014, 01:36:16 PM #27
A banger, they call me (before anyone beats me to it).
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Orcs

18 July 2014, 07:03:22 PM #28
Leon- Please can you delete this thread its just the Wurst one ever


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OldenBUA

19 July 2014, 10:08:07 AM #29
One end to this thread won't be enough, it will need two!


:P
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19 July 2014, 10:17:16 AM #30
We're just stringing it out now.
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OldenBUA

19 July 2014, 10:34:52 AM #31
Yes, a mish-mash of all kinds of things seem to end up in it.
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Ithoriel

19 July 2014, 11:00:57 AM #32
What this thread needs is more links  ;)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

19 July 2014, 11:01:45 AM #33
Soya ones perhaps ?

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Hertsblue

19 July 2014, 05:27:21 PM #34
Soya coming, obviously.
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Shecky

20 July 2014, 03:32:16 AM #35
Andouille think this post will ever end? We seem to have a knack for extending it furter. What chorizos do we have?

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20 July 2014, 07:16:39 AM #36
 :'( :'( :'( :'(

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20 July 2014, 09:14:52 AM #37
 I don't want Toulouse this thread  :)
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Last Hussar

20 July 2014, 09:54:56 AM #38
Can we have a new sculpt for WSS - Prince Eugene of Saveloy.

Goes great with cabbage...
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FierceKitty

20 July 2014, 12:06:04 PM #39
And the consort, Princess Wilhelmina of Frankfurt.
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