Oh, no it isn't!

Stop muttering and speak up!

We don't have the daft old coots we used to have when I was a lad!

Who's wearing half-boots?

I sent this to my partner  and she replied "That is you already"

Not sure how to take that as it means one of the following :- 

I look like I am 85 yeas old - Rather worrying as I have yet to reach 50

A truly a great lover - I suppose I can alwasy live in hope 

So forgetful I am senile - The most likely conclusion