More bad jokes

Started by Ferb, 16 June 2014, 01:48:20 PM

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Ferb

Two dogs are walking along a street. They are passed by a third dog driving a lorry load of logs.
One turns to the other and says: "He started by fetching a stick and built up the business from there."
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So I just asked Siri: "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
She said: "It is, and don't call me Shirley."
I'd forgotten to take my phone off Airplane mode.
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one
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Met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs

Enjoy

Techno

Good grief !  ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Leman

The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!