Quote from: toxicpixie on 15 April 2014, 12:45:35 PM
This man's army's a democracy

Up the POUM!

<settles in for a rousing rendition of The Internationale>

.... or alternatively

The people's flag is palest pink
It's not the colour you might think
The middle classes stand and cheer
The Labour government is here
We'll change the country bit by bit
So nobody will notice it
And just to show that we're sincere
We'll sing The Red Flag once a year

The Progress Flag is deepest Purple,
It's basically the Tory one but don't tell anyone,
The Daily Mail stands and cheers,
Neo-liberalism is here again!

Doesn't quite scan, but it's close.

See the same man, in vigour, in the gout;
Alone, in company; in place, or out;
Early at bus'ness, and at hazard late;
Mad at a fox-chace, wise at a debate;
Drunk at a borough, civil at a ball;     
Friendly at Hackney, faithless at Whitehall.

The working class can kiss my a*s
I've got the manager's job at last!

Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 April 2014, 12:56:10 PM
.... or alternatively

The people's flag is palest pink
It's not the colour you might think
The middle classes stand and cheer
The Labour government is here
We'll change the country bit by bit
So nobody will notice it
And just to show that we're sincere
We'll sing The Red Flag once a year

I remember singing that many moons ago

Quote from: toxicpixie on 15 April 2014, 12:51:40 PM
I quite like brandy... but only one round means I need to pick the general to shoot very carefully... very awkward after the brandy!

Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 April 2014, 12:39:28 PM
Do we allow second lieutenants to address senior officers uninvited?

Only your batman when he brings you your morning tea and offers to lick you boots to a perfect shine. .

I think that to show your appreciation of him you have to make him a cuckold as well.

Quote from: DanJ on 15 April 2014, 02:48:02 PM
The working class can kiss my a*s
I've got the manager's job at last!

I'm out of work and on the dole
You can stick the red flag up your .... basic fundament.