Mothers!

Started by fsn, 31 January 2014, 10:45:25 PM

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fsn

My mother was diagnosed as having glaucoma at a visit to the opticians in the hyper-super-mega-store where ever little helps.

I took her to our local hospital (well done NHS) and there they performed a minor surgery (their terms) in which they replaced her lens. At least I think that's what they did, she's a little hazy when pressed.

She's delighted at the improvement in the eye thy did. She can actually read subtitles on the telly. However, she has a problem. When she puts her glasses on the bad eye can see, but the fixed eye can't. I suggested she popped the lens out of her glasses.

After two days, she proudly announced that she's popped the lens out of her glasses and could see really well.

"Great", I said. "When you get the other eye fixed, you can pop the other lens out." She nodded sagely, then said "I think I'd like some new frames."   
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 ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of Billy Connolly's prescription car windscreen :)

Steve J

Hmmm, sounds like my late Mother many years ago ;).

Techno


Hertsblue

You get to the stage in your life when objects are just out of focus for your reading glasses and too close for your distance glasses. And, no, varifocals don't help.  :( :( :(
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Techno

OPTIVISOR !!
(Sheesh...I really should be on commission.) :P ;D
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Fenton

Maybe the people that need an optivisor cant read the screen therefore needing an optivisor to read the posts by Phil advising them to get one...Something not right with that argument
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Steve J

QuoteYou get to the stage in your life when objects are just out of focus for your reading glasses and too close for your distance glasses. And, no, varifocals don't help.

Sadly I'm at that stage :(.

Techno

I refer The Honourable Gentleman to my previous answer.  ;D ;D ;D
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get2grips

Quote from: Fenton on 01 February 2014, 12:13:46 PM
Maybe the people that need an optivisor cant read the screen therefore needing an optivisor to read the posts by Phil advising them to get one...Something not right with that argument

That's your tautology right there that is ;)

Hertsblue

Quote from: Techno on 01 February 2014, 11:56:47 AM
OPTIVISOR !!
(Sheesh...I really should be on commission.) :P ;D
Cheers - Phil

I've got one, Phil. It only complicates the matter. My reading-glasses won't work with the OV so that, to paint, I have to perch the glasses on the end of my nose so that I can find things on the worktop, lower the OV so I can see the figure, leaving a visor-like slit between the two that I can watch the TV through. It's like banging your head against a brick wall - great when you stop.  =)
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