Quote from: Fenton on 23 January 2014, 04:06:46 PM
I have a dedicated painting table. but because I can leave it up all the time it is now full of crap with no room to paint at it anymore

Yup, me too. With the same result. However, I've developed a technique whereby I place my big cutting board flat on the edge of the table and shove it forward until it occupies its own space. It's then only a matter of picking up whatever has fallen off the other edge. I do recommend putting all the caps back on jars and tubes first though.

Quote from: Hertsblue on 24 January 2014, 10:15:25 AM
Yup, me too. With the same result. However, I've developed a technique whereby I place my big cutting board flat on the edge of the table and shove it forward until it occupies its own space. It's then only a matter of picking up whatever has fallen off the other edge. I do recommend putting all the caps back on jars and tubes first though.

Ah...the:          " shove that crap out the way with this crap^tm " technique

I thought everyone did that ! 
Cheers - Phil.

Yes, but as you can see I've trademarked it. 

Quote from: Hertsblue on 24 January 2014, 11:11:00 AM
Yes, but as you can see I've trademarked it.  

Dear Phil Techno;

Please cease and desist your use of the " shove that crap out the way with this crap^tm " method or referral to the same.

Any referral to said trademeark may result in legal action.

Additionally; you must also not use the term or method with any of your subsidary or related companies or enterprises.

Colonel Grips

(On behalf of E.E. Hertsblue)

I see that the EE have issued a "Cease and Desist" on Pendraken using "shove that crap out the way". It is apparently too close to "Shovel that Crap", which is of course, the title of their sales manual.

Quote from: fsn on 24 January 2014, 12:40:49 PM
I see that the EE have issued a "Cease and Desist" on Pendraken using "shove that crap out the way". It is apparently too close to "Shovel that Crap", which is of course, the title of their sales manual.

I would pay to see Leon's face if he reads your message before he sees the rest of the thread

Consider me to have ceased and desisted....for the moment.
I shall be consulting my solicitors....Messrs Sue, Grabbitt & Runne to check the validity and legality of this order. 
Cheers - Phil

Quote from: fsn on 24 January 2014, 12:40:49 PM
I see that the EE have issued a "Cease and Desist" on Pendraken using "shove that crap out the way". It is apparently too close to "Shovel that Crap", which is of course, the title of their sales manual.

Who, what, where?!

Quote from: Leon on 24 January 2014, 04:46:52 PM


Who, what, where?!

Thanks for playing along...you are a terrible actor

Quote from: fsn on 24 January 2014, 12:40:49 PM
I see that the EE have issued a "Cease and Desist" on Pendraken using "shove that crap out the way". It is apparently too close to "Shovel that Crap", which is of course, the title of their sales manual.

Actually the "cease and desist" was issued on Techno - EE in this case standing for "Excessively Erratic", something people have been accusing me of for many years.   

Don't you start picking on me Ray !
Excessively erratic ?.....Cheek !! 
Mind you.... I did go into the local village this morning to arrange for someone from one of the local shops to come and deal with the silver haired Mother-in Law's ****ing washing machine (AGAIN)...
After giving the nice lady the name and addy, she asked..."And the phone number ?".....
And my brain went completely blank !

I blame it on having to take another cat to the vets VERY late last night/early this morning......'Heck'....I'm so bloody tired, I don't know what day it is.

Cheers - Mr Sleepy.

It's Tuesday Phil - honest.

IanS 

Quote from: ianrs54 on 25 January 2014, 04:16:36 PM
It's Tuesday Phil - honest.

IanS 

Old man #1: Windy, isn't it?
Old man #2: No, it's Thursday.
Old man #3: So am I. Let's go for a pint.

I'm even more tired now.
Is tomorrow Sunday ?
Cheers - Phil

No its Demanche

IanS 

Quote from: Techno on 25 January 2014, 06:04:20 PM
I'm even more tired now.
Is tomorrow Sunday ?
Cheers - Phil

No

Well I wish it could be Christmas every day.....

I wish it could be the nicest day in Summer every day.
Cheers - Phil.

Nah, we'd be back to water shortages again. There's always a downside.