Maths??

Started by Sandinista, 19 January 2014, 11:05:55 AM

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Sandinista

19 January 2014, 11:05:55 AM
When is 855 not 855?

when its 529  :D

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fsn

19 January 2014, 11:14:40 AM #1
To quote my daughter *facepalm*

That make me groan, but I'm definitely going to use it.
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Nosher

19 January 2014, 12:04:04 PM #2
Lost on me I'm afraid. I'm still strugling with my 9 times table... :D
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Techno

19 January 2014, 12:50:17 PM #3
Groan.....But I did have to read it twice !! ;D ;D
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Fenton

19 January 2014, 01:26:26 PM #4
Quote from: Sandinista on 19 January 2014, 11:05:55 AM
When is 855 not 855?

when its 529  :D

You love me really ;)

Coat, hat, gloves,scarf and umbrella  are all waiting for you at the door to collect  :P
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Hertsblue

20 January 2014, 10:11:13 AM #5
Arghhhh! That's as bad as the "I haven't has sex since 1943", "well it's only 2245 now" joke.  ;D ;D ;D
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get2grips

20 January 2014, 10:19:59 AM #6
Averages can be misleading too:

On average, everyone in the uk has one breast and one testicle :D

fateeore

20 January 2014, 10:29:00 AM #7
Quote from: get2grips on 20 January 2014, 10:19:59 AM
Averages can be misleading too:

On average, everyone in the uk has one breast and one testicle :D

Surely everyone has two breasts?

fsn

20 January 2014, 12:37:56 PM #8
The mean number of legs is less than 2.

I'm a modal man myself.

FSN. BSc Hons, Applied Statistics. 
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fateeore

20 January 2014, 12:42:58 PM #9
Modal-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-HOOOooooooo....

get2grips

20 January 2014, 01:39:27 PM #10
Quote from: fsn on 20 January 2014, 12:37:56 PM
I'm a modal man myself.


Does Leon cast your modals??? :D

Ithoriel

20 January 2014, 02:01:38 PM #11
On average, a man with his head in the oven and his feet in the freezer is comfortably warm :)
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get2grips

20 January 2014, 02:04:59 PM #12
Quote from: Ithoriel on 20 January 2014, 02:01:38 PM
On average, a man with his head in the oven and his feet in the freezer is comfortably warm :)

;D ;D ;D

Hertsblue

21 January 2014, 08:47:32 AM #13
Quote from: Ithoriel on 20 January 2014, 02:01:38 PM
On average, a man with his head in the oven and his feet in the freezer is comfortably warm :)

Depends what's happening in the middle. (Get that blowlamp away from me!)  :D
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Techno

21 January 2014, 08:53:26 AM #14
Awwww.....Spoilsport !  ;)
Cheers - Phil.
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