Course the Welsh are even worse than Yokies - having lived in Ilkley for 4 yrs.

IanS 

Ian, do y'ducks still play football?

Quote from: DanJ on 31 December 2013, 04:22:27 PM
Many years ago my grandmother was on her death bed and mum had to fly from London to Glasgow to see her before she passed away.

At one point in the flight pilot came on the intercom and informed the passengers that they had reached thir maximum altitude of 30,000 feet and were over Yorkshire.

Mum, who claims to have spent years of her life in cars and trains traversing that county later said, "30,000 feet and 600 miles and hour, best way to see bloody Yorkshire!"

Hmm not quite sky high and 6000 miles away. . .

To be honest that's the way we prefer non-paying visitors to pass through 

Quote from: mad lemmey on 01 January 2014, 09:02:59 AM
Ian, do y'ducks still play football?

No idea

IanS

Some singers add the responses "without thy trousers on" after the fourth line of each verse, and "where the ducks play football" after the seventh.

Or something like that!

Quote from: ianrs54 on 01 January 2014, 08:46:29 AM
Course the Welsh are even worse than Yokies - having lived in Ilkley for 4 yrs.
IanS 

Here we go again !
Cheers - Phil

It ut cap fit wear jt, otherwise go ba t'hat.

IanS 

I could have done with one half an hour ago......digging out a little ditch in the pouring rain....
Cheers - Phil

Find any coal ?

IanS 

No Ian....Just lots of very runny mud.
Sodding rain !!
Cheers - Phil

Hope you dry out soon.

Must be quite annoying and worrying.

Quote from: fsn on 02 January 2014, 09:19:03 AM
Hope you dry out soon. Must be quite annoying and worrying.

More annoying than really worrying fsn....Every Winter we seem to get a deluge here.
Up until a few weeks ago I was thinking....."Gosh ! (Or something similar  ).....The fields aren't anywhere near as soggy as they usually are at this time of year."

I should NOT have voiced that to Mrs T.....So i blame my big gob for the way it's been since.

Got to keep things in perspective again !......Our problems are totally trivial compared to what an awful lot of folk are going through at the moment.

Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 02 January 2014, 11:20:18 AM
More annoying than really worrying fsn....Every Winter we seem to get a deluge here.
Up until a few weeks ago I was thinking....."Gosh ! (Or something similar  ).....The fields aren't anywhere near as soggy as they usually are at this time of year."

I should NOT have voiced that to Mrs T.....So i blame my big gob for the way it's been since.

Got to keep things in perspective again !......Our problems are totally trivial compared to what an awful lot of folk are going through at the moment.

Cheers - Phil.

Phil, it would take more than a word out of place from you to prevent Wales from evolving into a soggy mess. To quote Neddy Seagoon, "it ain't sardines, Jim!"

 
Never a truer word spoken, Ray.

This is Techno....News at 12....In his wellies.... squelching around...going, "S*d this for a game of soldiers !".
Cheers - Phil (It's actually NOT raining at the moment.....But the forecast for the next three days........ ....Deep joy  )

It will rain at 16.45, as I cross the border.......

IanS