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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Chat & News => Topic started by: Luddite on 22 February 2014, 12:10:36 PM

Title: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Luddite on 22 February 2014, 12:10:36 PM
Inspired by comments in 'Top Totty', a new gun p0rn thread.

Top three small arms:

1. Lee Enfield rifle (all marks).  The best personal firearm in history.

(http://cdn2.cheaperthandirt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lee-Enfield_Mk_III_No_1_Mk_3_-_AM.032056.jpg)

Look at it.  Phwooar!

2. Chiappa Rhino revolver

(http://www.onpointsupply.com/images/chiappa_rhino_60ds_21.jpg)

A newcomer with many interesting design features (including firing from the 6 o clock chamber).  Its lovely.

2. Lawgiver (Judge Dredd's pistol)

(http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100910165243/judgedredd/images/6/6d/Mk1a.jpg)

Too cool for school.  It has many designs, and they're all top gun totty.
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 22 February 2014, 02:50:15 PM
My favourite silly gun - the le Mat. Nine bullets and a shotgun. What's not to love?

(http://www.cowanauctions.com/itemImages/fff6256.jpg)
(http://www.cowanauctions.com/itemImages/fff6247.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Ithoriel on 22 February 2014, 03:05:26 PM
Back in the days when I played "Once Upon A Time In The West" a number of player's characters favoured the Le Mat because of the shotgun option.

My own character carried a pair of Remington .44 Army revolvers, as favoured by "Buffalo Bill" Cody, plus a buffalo rifle.

(http://www.extravaganzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Buffalo-Bills-Remington-New-Model-Army-.44-percussion-revolver-600x224.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Kiwidave on 22 February 2014, 06:47:43 PM
Quote from: Luddite on 22 February 2014, 12:10:36 PM
2. Chiappa Rhino revolver
(http://www.onpointsupply.com/images/chiappa_rhino_60ds_21.jpg)

That's not a hand gun, it's a hand-cannon!  :)

My all-time personal favourite:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReACyDf8pN67yp-INgaNa8elmZyABxy1VeYR4SSm7uyvq-2vTU4Q)

If I had the money, and a wife that would let me have one....
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Fenton on 22 February 2014, 06:56:55 PM
Sorry....Just couldnt help myself

(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/picture-of-kelly-mcgillis-in-top-gun-1986--large-picture.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/picture-of-kelly-mcgillis-in-top-gun-1986--large-picture.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 22 February 2014, 07:05:38 PM
Dagnabbit Fenton! You beat me to it!  =D> =D> =D> =D> :-bd
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 22 February 2014, 07:23:08 PM
Would you gentlemen like to make your own way out?

Silly looking, yet appealing guns #2 the Owen... 
(http://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/owen-submachinegun1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Owen_Gun_(AWM_018320).jpg/300px-Owen_Gun_(AWM_018320).jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 23 February 2014, 04:59:04 PM
C18 Austrian Air Rifle
(http://www.nrablog.com/image.axd?picture=2011%2f2%2fNRAblog_Girandoni+Air+Rifle.jpg)

Ignore the pillock doing the American history bit, it's actually a fascinating weapon.
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: nikharwood on 23 February 2014, 06:44:39 PM
(http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x345/gunphotos17/Barbie_for_Men.jpg)

(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9095/crapoffmyakpy3.gif)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Luddite on 24 February 2014, 12:19:37 AM
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: freddy326 on 25 February 2014, 08:31:17 AM
I'll see your 'SMELLIE' and raise you a

(http://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t393/alistergreenway/slr.jpg)

for when you want to reach out and touch someone!
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Steeleye on 25 February 2014, 09:48:00 AM
Oh two weapons that I've had personnel experience of; the Bren gun and the SLR (Stupidly Long Rifle).

Back in 1977 I (and the rest of my Regiment) were sent to NI, as we couldn't take our Chieftain tanks we were issued infantry weapons.

I was issued with an SLR that was actually parts from two different SLRs put together. As a result my rifle used to jam solid after three rounds. By jam solid I mean, have to hit it with a five pound engineer's hammer to free up the working parts.

Luckily, as my section's LMG gunner, I was also issued the 7.65mm version of the Bren gun. My actual weapon was stamped '1948' which made it significantly older than I was. The Bren was a wonderful weapon to fire and use, easy to strip down and clean I had no problems with it what so ever, even if it was a bit heavier than an SLR.

Also the Bren got you a great deal of 'respect' when you walked into a bar with one slung across you shoulder!

Ah...those were the days.
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: freddy326 on 25 February 2014, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: Steeleye on 25 February 2014, 09:48:00 AM

...I was issued with an SLR that was actually parts from two different SLRs put together. As a result my rifle used to jam solid after three rounds. By jam solid I mean, have to hit it with a five pound engineer's hammer to free up the working parts....


Still better than an SA80 though!!  ;)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Last Hussar on 25 February 2014, 02:35:23 PM
In the late 80's one news report became the talk of my gaming circle.  It was about an African conflict, and one guy had made extensive use of Gaffer tape to add a grenade launcher to the bottom of his AK47....

... and a 66mm LAW to the top.
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 25 February 2014, 03:16:59 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 25 February 2014, 02:35:23 PM
In the late 80's one news report became the talk of my gaming circle.  It was about an African conflict, and one guy had made extensive use of Gaffer tape to add a grenade launcher to the bottom of his AK47....

... and a 66mm LAW to the top.

Be interesting to fire.....

IanS
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Fenton on 25 February 2014, 03:20:41 PM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 25 February 2014, 03:16:59 PM
Be interesting to fire.....

IanS

Well once at any rate
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Russell Phillips on 25 February 2014, 03:30:55 PM
For my money, Britain in WWII is the place to go for gun totty.

Webley 0.38" revolver:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Webley_Mk_IV_1576.jpg/800px-Webley_Mk_IV_1576.jpg)

Sten Mark 2. Ugly as sin, but all the lovelier for it:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Pistolet_maszynowy_STEN%2C_Muzeum_Or%C5%82a_Bia%C5%82ego.jpg/800px-Pistolet_maszynowy_STEN%2C_Muzeum_Or%C5%82a_Bia%C5%82ego.jpg)

Lee-Enfield No.4 Mark 1 rifle:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Lee-Enfield_No_4_Mk_I_%281943%29_-_AM.032027.jpg/800px-Lee-Enfield_No_4_Mk_I_%281943%29_-_AM.032027.jpg)

Bren:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eqVL1z_2H-c/TrBWgAQzFAI/AAAAAAAAB9A/0tFu3etcVB0/s1600/blog%2BBren%2BMachine%2BGun.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 25 February 2014, 05:44:39 PM
WWII Brit weapons wouldn't be complete without the Vickers:-
(http://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/vickers-machine-gun.jpg)

Blakes' 7 Liberator gun
(http://www.c0428998.myzen.co.uk/B7/B71.jpg)
Used to use curling-hair-thingy as a good proxy.

James Bond's Walther PPK
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Walther_PPK-L.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Russell Phillips on 25 February 2014, 07:09:11 PM
I'm not sold on the Vickers, I'm afraid. I think the MG42 is a much better looking bit of kit.

Sent from my phone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Ithoriel on 25 February 2014, 07:34:07 PM
Tomorrow's weaponry today :)

(http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/01jan/metalstorm.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Ace of Spades on 25 February 2014, 08:33:31 PM
Best thing I ever fired was the US M-14... such power and such a smooth operating system.
Absolutely No. 1 for me.  :D

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTL4zHnL_xudd35QDt0IYaDhTemFjO5t_RKMvORnI-NMiQeNWql

(hope the picture's there when I post...?)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 25 February 2014, 09:05:09 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTL4zHnL_xudd35QDt0IYaDhTemFjO5t_RKMvORnI-NMiQeNWql)

There you go. Just need to make sure the url is perceded by img in square brackets and ended by /img in square brackets. Third icon from the left in the row above the smileys.

Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Womble67 on 25 February 2014, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 25 February 2014, 07:34:07 PM
Tomorrow's weaponry today :)

(http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/01jan/metalstorm.jpg)


thats just so cool ill have a couple not sure what for yet. I no protect my toys

take care

andy
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Womble67 on 25 February 2014, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: fsn on 25 February 2014, 05:44:39 PM

Blakes' 7 Liberator gun
(http://www.c0428998.myzen.co.uk/B7/B71.jpg)
Used to use curling-hair-thingy as a good proxy.


I remember watching Blake 7 as a young boy and throughly enjoying it.

Take care

andy
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: paulr on 25 February 2014, 11:13:04 PM
Quote from: Womble67 on 25 February 2014, 10:16:23 PM
I remember watching Blake 7 as a young boy and throughly enjoying it.

I remember being in Australia at a Fencing training camp, we were sharing our floor of the accomodation block with a Chinese team. One evening we were all watching a period Australian drama, very Ned Kelly. The Chinese enjoyed it despite not speaking English. When that finished they managed to asked what was on next through a combination of mime and Fencing French.

Unfortunately the answer was .... Blakes 7 ... how do you explain that with only Fencing French and mime....   ;D
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Ithoriel on 25 February 2014, 11:41:28 PM
Quote from: paulr on 25 February 2014, 11:13:04 PM
Unfortunately the answer was .... Blakes 7 ... how do you explain that with only Fencing French and mime....   ;D

How about:

"C'est un documentaire sur la vie dans l'Ouest. Vous n'avez aucune idée de ce que votre gouvernement vous cache"*

That should cause some consternation :)


*It's a documentary about life in the West. You have no idea what your government is hiding from you
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: paulr on 26 February 2014, 01:20:47 AM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 25 February 2014, 11:41:28 PM
How about:

"C'est un documentaire sur la vie dans l'Ouest. Vous n'avez aucune idée de ce que votre gouvernement vous cache"*

That should cause some consternation :)


*It's a documentary about life in the West. You have no idea what your government is hiding from you
;D ;D ;D
Unfortnately the Fencing French vocabularly is somewhat more limited:

Allé, halt,Touche à droit ....

Consternation, given how nervous they were and how they blanked us when anyone from the Embassy was around that could probably have got someone shot  :o
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Ace of Spades on 26 February 2014, 01:09:07 PM
Thanks fsn; I actually knew that now that you mention it... :-[

Cheers!
Rob
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Fenton on 26 February 2014, 01:10:26 PM
What sort of concrete did you use for the fence posts?
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: sebigboss79 on 27 February 2014, 05:06:52 PM
Pffffffffffft you guys all have no class

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Musee-de-lArmee-IMG_1006.jpg/320px-Musee-de-lArmee-IMG_1006.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 10 March 2014, 07:03:31 PM
Top French hardware ....

Chauchat ... no, don't laugh.
(http://www.mitrailleuse.fr/France/Chauchat/chauchat.jpg)

MAS36
(http://weaponsystems.net/image.php?&size=lightbox&image=/img/ws/fa_ar_mas36_o1.jpg)


FAMAS
(http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140103010049/tlaststand/images/6/63/FAMAS.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 10 March 2014, 07:30:00 PM
No!

Chassepot!
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 10 March 2014, 07:33:27 PM
I, Sir, stand corrected.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Chassepot-diag.jpg/300px-Chassepot-diag.jpg)

Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: Luddite on 10 March 2014, 11:49:31 PM
That French clobber is some ugly hardwear.  Not gun totty AT ALL.
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 12 March 2014, 09:23:42 PM
Top German guns

MG42
(http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/machine/mg33/mg42_02.jpg)

Mauser Broomhandle
(http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/7832/9385977_1.jpg?v=8CCAB7C7F7166B0)

HK MP5
(http://www.military-today.com/firearms/hk_mp5.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gun Totty
Post by: fsn on 27 March 2014, 09:48:12 PM
Top Italian guns

Beretta 92
(http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/handguns/italy/hg07/1287740207.jpg)

Duelling pistol
(http://www.redriverrenegades.com/ITALIAN_PERCUSSION_DUELING_PISTOL_copy.gif)

Beretta 1934
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Beretta_Model_1934_Pistol.jpg)