Top Gun Totty

Started by Luddite, 22 February 2014, 12:10:36 PM

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Luddite

Inspired by comments in 'Top Totty', a new gun p0rn thread.

Top three small arms:

1. Lee Enfield rifle (all marks).  The best personal firearm in history.



Look at it.  Phwooar!

2. Chiappa Rhino revolver



A newcomer with many interesting design features (including firing from the 6 o clock chamber).  Its lovely.

2. Lawgiver (Judge Dredd's pistol)



Too cool for school.  It has many designs, and they're all top gun totty.
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fsn

My favourite silly gun - the le Mat. Nine bullets and a shotgun. What's not to love?


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Ithoriel

Back in the days when I played "Once Upon A Time In The West" a number of player's characters favoured the Le Mat because of the shotgun option.

My own character carried a pair of Remington .44 Army revolvers, as favoured by "Buffalo Bill" Cody, plus a buffalo rifle.

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Kiwidave

22 February 2014, 06:47:43 PM #3 Last Edit: 22 February 2014, 06:57:19 PM by Kiwidave
Quote from: Luddite on 22 February 2014, 12:10:36 PM
2. Chiappa Rhino revolver


That's not a hand gun, it's a hand-cannon!  :)

My all-time personal favourite:


If I had the money, and a wife that would let me have one....

Fenton

Sorry....Just couldnt help myself

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fsn

Would you gentlemen like to make your own way out?

Silly looking, yet appealing guns #2 the Owen... 

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fsn

C18 Austrian Air Rifle


Ignore the pillock doing the American history bit, it's actually a fascinating weapon.
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Luddite

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"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

freddy326

I'll see your 'SMELLIE' and raise you a



for when you want to reach out and touch someone!

Steeleye

Oh two weapons that I've had personnel experience of; the Bren gun and the SLR (Stupidly Long Rifle).

Back in 1977 I (and the rest of my Regiment) were sent to NI, as we couldn't take our Chieftain tanks we were issued infantry weapons.

I was issued with an SLR that was actually parts from two different SLRs put together. As a result my rifle used to jam solid after three rounds. By jam solid I mean, have to hit it with a five pound engineer's hammer to free up the working parts.

Luckily, as my section's LMG gunner, I was also issued the 7.65mm version of the Bren gun. My actual weapon was stamped '1948' which made it significantly older than I was. The Bren was a wonderful weapon to fire and use, easy to strip down and clean I had no problems with it what so ever, even if it was a bit heavier than an SLR.

Also the Bren got you a great deal of 'respect' when you walked into a bar with one slung across you shoulder!

Ah...those were the days.

freddy326

Quote from: Steeleye on 25 February 2014, 09:48:00 AM

...I was issued with an SLR that was actually parts from two different SLRs put together. As a result my rifle used to jam solid after three rounds. By jam solid I mean, have to hit it with a five pound engineer's hammer to free up the working parts....


Still better than an SA80 though!!  ;)

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Quote from: Last Hussar on 25 February 2014, 02:35:23 PM
In the late 80's one news report became the talk of my gaming circle.  It was about an African conflict, and one guy had made extensive use of Gaffer tape to add a grenade launcher to the bottom of his AK47....

... and a 66mm LAW to the top.

Be interesting to fire.....

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