A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said...
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ?"
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Cheers - Phil.
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:D :P
;D ;D ;D Who said blondes were stupid?
Not as thick as red heads though...
and generally speaking prettier to look at ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 28 June 2013, 05:40:29 PM
Not as thick as red heads though...
and generally speaking prettier to look at ;)
Come, Come...
But seriously guys I must confirm those jokes have a sense of truth in them. But maybe it is just "generation Google" who thinks that "Northpole" is a Scandinavian country.... :-\
My neighbour once said "I'm blonde and I'm pregnant. Of course I can't [parallel] park".
Quote from: Nosher on 28 June 2013, 05:40:29 PM
Not as thick as red heads though...
and generally speaking prettier to look at ;)
I think your previous experince is couloring your judgement.
I like redheads. :)
I married one.
Quote from: Hertsblue on 01 July 2013, 08:10:26 AM
I married one.
But so did Nosher _ and thats when the fight started :d
Oi! My mum was a redhead! >:(
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Oi! My mum was a redhead! >:(
I did say I liked redheads ;)
But following this thread - if your mum was a redheadNosher might be your Dad :-\
:D :D :D
That would make Nosher about 85 then.
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Oi! My mum was a redhead! >:(
No hair, only a red head.
[Courtesy Ken Dodd circa 1956]
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 04:44:45 PM
That would make Nosher about 85 then.
Perhaps he is, or just an early starter ;D
Sorry, are we speculating over who Dour Puritan's father was?
Does it really matter, as long as his mother wasn't a hamster and his father dont smell of elderberries ? ??? :D
Haven't watched that for ages !
Cheers - Phil.
Saw it again in Spamalot a couple of months ago. Classic!
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 29 June 2013, 06:50:30 AM
Come, Come...
But seriously guys I must confirm those jokes have a sense of truth in them. But maybe it is just "generation Google" who thinks that "Northpole" is a Scandinavian country.... :-\
Or that Hertz Van Hire is the new Manchester United signing...
Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: At least a brick gets laid.
Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.
Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?
A: A gingerbreadmon
Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?
A: a ginger snap.
Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
A: Grey Hair
:D
Nosher...is it really THAT bad?
Try marrying one... :d
The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher :D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 02 August 2013, 05:19:34 PM
The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher :D
Just tell her its research ;D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 02 August 2013, 05:19:34 PM
The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher :D
See what I mean?
Redheads :d = Marriage Wreckers :d :d :d
;) :D ;D
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 August 2013, 06:52:02 AM
Just tell her its research ;D
We are both researchers (she finishes PHD, I am interested in one)
So: Honey I am doing research = thats when the fight started. 8)
Quote from: Nosher on 03 August 2013, 07:57:04 AM
See what I mean?
Redheads :d = Marriage Wreckers :d :d :d
;) :D ;D
Been hitched to mine for 20+ years. :)
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 03 August 2013, 09:18:33 AM
We are both researchers (she finishes PHD, I am interested in one)
So your PHD subject " Do natural redheads have a higher sex drive or better bedroom performance than women with other natural hair colours" :d
(Note careful wording to allow non redheads to be part of the research )You could then do a second PHD "Studying for a PHD and its effect on relationships" ;D ;D
(http://im.skdat.com/data/gags/1367786764.jpg)
;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 03 August 2013, 09:53:03 AM
(http://im.skdat.com/data/gags/1367786764.jpg)
;)
I know the difference - Just wish I had a little more detailed knowledge of redheads ;D
Ask Nosher. He is the resident redhead expert :D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 03 August 2013, 10:08:29 AM
Ask Nosher. He is the resident redhead expert :D
Nosher is a little biased, and anyway I believe that you should do your own research. Particuarly the close up type of research ;)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 August 2013, 12:21:44 PM
Nosher is a little biased, and anyway I believe that you should do your own research. Particuarly the close up type of research ;)
Biased possibly.
Entitled to an opinion? Definately ;)
PLUS the latest academic opinion on bias is that it cannot be avoided. Even the choice of topic reflects bias. ;)
So in all fairness Nosher does have first hand ( lol ) experience and thus automatically supersed most of us with only theoretical discourse and second hand ( lol ) data.
Very, very good Nik ;D ;D ;D.
Quote from: Nosher on 03 August 2013, 01:52:49 PM
Entitled to an opinion? Definately ;)
I thought you said you were married? :-/
Being married doesn't prevent you from having an opinion - just from stating it too loudly. ^#(^
A man on a diet can still look at the menu... ;)
Quote from: Leon on 05 August 2013, 01:06:33 AM
A man on a diet can still look at the menu... ;)
True, but when the man on the diet samples the sticky toffee pudding - Wow thats good :d