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:D
:D ;D :D
:-SS :-SS :-SS :-SS :-SS
EEEEEEK !!
Quote from: Techno on 16 December 2012, 09:11:49 PM
:-SS :-SS :-SS :-SS :-SS
EEEEEEK !!
No worries, perimeter guards around the devil goat's compound are tripled for the remainder of the year......
But what if it tunnels its way out ?
Are you sure it's not just half a head on top of a wall? :-\
When it tunnels out, we can only hope it tunnels too deep and exits at the other side of the world. That should buy us valuable time to make up our emergency plan to resettle the population of europe on mars.....
:-\
The wife's birthday is on the 22nd...
Should I risk not buying her a present?
Depends how much I value my testicles really!
Quote from: Nosher on 17 December 2012, 05:44:02 PM
:-\
The wife's birthday is on the 22nd...
Should I risk not buying her a present?
Depends how much I value my testicles really!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Nosher on 17 December 2012, 05:44:02 PM
:-\
The wife's birthday is on the 22nd...
Should I risk not buying her a present?
Depends how much I value my testicles really!
I say buy her wargaming presents. If the world ends, you can die a happy man that you escaped one birthday present, If the world survives, just tell her that you thought she would never had got it anyway :p
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Just love this one ;D
The world would be saved is Pendraken would only release their Mayan 10mm range of minis on or before December 22, 2012 :D
It says so on the Oreo cookie!
Oh dear !
I think we're in trouble then ! ;)
Cheers - Phil. (I'll just make up a quick couple to keep myself safe......Do I sacrifice them to make sure ?.....Pin hammer at the ready !)
The weather forecast one is brilliant! Also, I will look at Oreo cookies in a new light from now on.
Well...
I've just flattened those couple of 'greens' as my sacrifice..Will I be safe ?
Or will the Mayan Gods think I was taking the pee ? ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Phil - you aint a Mayan as fr as I know, so not qulaified.......
IanS :d
By the way, the round calendar is Aztec, not Mayan.
Awwwwww.......Pants !!
Do you mean I've flattened two figures for nothing !!
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: barbarian on 19 December 2012, 06:34:20 PM
By the way, the round calendar is Aztec, not Mayan.
Bearing in mind that
both races are effectively extinct it didn't do either of them a huge amount of good, did it. :d
There are no races in the human species. >:(
Actually, many forms of Nahuatl (Aztec language) are still spoken today.
And there is still Mayan people, too.
What the hell! Work tomorrow was looking like sh*t anyway. :(
Quote from: Chad on 20 December 2012, 12:55:41 PM
What the hell! Work tomorrow was looking like sh*t anyway. :(
=O =O =O =O
Under the rules of being a wargamer I won't die until I have painted my last figure in mt lead mountain ( If my partner is reading this its really a very small pile weighing about a kilo) :d
So my comclusion is that there are Five options:-
1 Some on is going to have to break into my house and paint all my figures in the next 24 hours for me (no chance as I have enough to see me to 152 years old)
2 That Rules of being a wargamer don't apply to real life ( Brain cannot compute this :D)
3 Its not the end of the world tomorrow :o
4 It is the end of the world tommorow and I am going to heaven where I will be able to paint and game all day and every day while being brough mugs of ale by attractive scantilly clad ladies from the top totty page ;) :P
5 It is the end of the world tommorow and I am going to hell where I will be forced to assemble and paint badly fitting GW figures to play GW games with lots of spotty brats >:( >:( :(
So I am routing for number 4
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 20 December 2012, 04:52:37 PM
So I am routing for number 4
Hope for what you want. No way you're going to heaven.
You're going straight to hell.
See you there. :d ;D
Shouldn't we do a roll call tomorrow to make sure we've all survived ? :-\ ;)....Or do we wait until after tomorrow, and start at 12.01 on the 22nd ?
Cheers - Phil.
Hope this isn't the 'end of the World' - just placed my first order with Pendraken. I know I can be unlucky, but ............... :(
Out east here, where we're a bit ahead of you westerners (ask any Chinese), the world has not ended. I'm not sure about that great big feathery snake thing over the Temple of Dawn, mind you.
Well since it's almost half past 12, and i'm typing, i think Belgium will be spared :D
It's a typo!
http://apps.facebook.com/theguardian/?fb_source=bookmark_apps&ref=bookmarks&count=0&fb_bmpos=2_0 (http://apps.facebook.com/theguardian/?fb_source=bookmark_apps&ref=bookmarks&count=0&fb_bmpos=2_0)
Quote from: Chrissy on 20 December 2012, 11:06:22 PM
Hope this isn't the 'end of the World' - just placed my first order with Pendraken. I know I can be unlucky, but ............... :(
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Chrissy on 20 December 2012, 11:06:22 PM
Hope this isn't the 'end of the World' - just placed my first order with Pendraken. I know I can be unlucky, but ............... :(
:D
sorry that you all died just about now
Well, nothing happening here, what about the rest of the world?
Nice sunrise!
Don't forget, the time it ends is supposed to be 11.11am.
We're not saved yet!!
Strange things happening here in Wales......
It's not raining at the moment.....Spooky ;)
Is that 11:11 GMT 'Win' ?
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 21 December 2012, 09:02:21 AM
Strange things happening here in Wales......
It's not raining at the moment.....Spooky ;)
Is that 11:11 GMT 'Win' ?
Cheers - Phil
Exactly, Phil. 11.11
where?
Central American Time .........
Mayans are North Mexico.
IanS ;)
At least it means that LoA won't stand for Last of Augsburg. :D
Quote from: barbarian on 20 December 2012, 12:32:55 PM
There are no races in the human species. >:(
Excuse
me !...
.Yes there are....Just for starters, there's the 100m...200m.....400m....1500m....
i was watching them this year ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
I think this is the answer
Well...
It's well past 11:11 here.....
I've been standing on the top of the nearest hill, armed with two cameras and a camcorder....Nothing to take pictures of apart from a dull sky.....a few sheep, cows and horses....an aardvark, which turned out to be a rock...and water running down the sides of the hill.
What a let down !....Pathetic.
If that was the end of the world, you can keep it !......Very unimpressive to my mind ;)
'Spose I'll have to push some more putty about then. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Not with a bang but a whimper. Someone had to say it.
A 'whimper' doesn't even come close ! ;)
As Marvin (the paranoid android) would say.....
"I've seen it.....It's rubbish !" ;)
Cheers - Phil.
"Don't know what you lot are all going on about"
I am sitting here brush in hand paints and fugures in front of me , Gaming table behind me and here comes the first mug of ale delivered by an attractive scantilly clad lady. ;)
So you lot must have done something wrong ;D
I've just been outside for an hours and a half watching my year group play football, no end of the world here (17-16, two nose bleeds and a suspected handball later)! 8)
Midnight has come and gone in NZ and they are still there!
Possibly the end of the world for them was at Twickenham a few weeks ago. :D
Quote from: mad lemmey on 21 December 2012, 01:09:17 PM
I've just been outside for an hours and a half watching my year group play football, no end of the world here (17-16, two nose bleeds and a suspected handball later)! 8)
17-16 ? are you sure it wasn't rugby Lemmey ? ;) ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Teenagers definition of the end of the world?
Losing internet access just as they're about to reach the next level on whatever Xbox game they happen to be playing... ;D
Oooh...You cynic Nosher. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Nosher on 21 December 2012, 05:02:04 PM
Teenagers definition of the end of the world?
Losing internet access just as they're about to reach the next level on whatever Xbox game they happen to be playing... ;D
Or not having mobile phone signal so they cannot read or post drivel on Facebook/twitter
So true Nosher and Orc..... I happen to be between those two generations. Using the stuff but with a more mature attitude.
The end of the world for me was to read a 10th graders' answer to the question of naming 3 scandinavian countries. Denmark, Sweden, Northpole #-o
Generation Google can at least gather information but has no clue how to sort, much less use them. But it could come worse. People that post mindless blab on fakebook believe Big Brother and X-Factor is the real world cannot grasp most simple ideas how the world functions. :-\
I daresay we look into a bleak future if nothing is done.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 21 December 2012, 12:08:53 PM
Not with a bang but a whimper. Someone had to say it.
Ah - The Hollow Men...a piece of beauty...
A timely reminder that I've avoided Armageddon in the company of the
literatiGrazia :)
Look you, the stars shine yet. :)
I do not think that they will sing to me.
8)
Dost think that because thou art virtuous there shall be no more cakes and ale?
Did someone mention Ale?
Now there's a good idea - an end of the world party to celebrate the non-end of the world!
Quote from: Nosher on 22 December 2012, 07:11:42 AM
Now there's a good idea - an end of the world party to celebrate the non-end of the world!
Some of my friends did that yesterday evening ! ( I had to work.. >:( )
I think the end of the world will be for them, this morning, while waking up ! ;D
OK so we've done the Mayan Apocalypse party, what date is Ragnarok? Now then we can really sup some stuff. <:-P <:-P <:-P
Valhalla awaits!!!
Just recieved the 59th version of Ragnarok........
IanS
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 21 December 2012, 09:52:14 PM
The end of the world for me was to read a 10th graders' answer to the question of naming 3 scandinavian countries. Denmark, Sweden, Northpole #-o
But is that as good as what an old colleague at GW came out with....?
"'Ere.....Hitler...right.....Was he in the first World War ?"
To which he got the reply....
"Yes 'X'.....he was a corporal."
"Aaaah.....So was he in the second World War as well ?"
And I think my history isn't up to much ! :o :o
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2012, 10:21:58 AM
"'Ere.....Hitler...right.....Was he in the first World War ?"
To which he got the reply....
"Yes 'X'.....he was a corporal."
"Aaaah.....So was he in the second World War as well ?"
Clearly this young man is destined for the lofty heights of McDonalds night shift manager...
The last time I heard....
He was doing a lot better than that Nosher.... ;)
A really lovely guy, and doing well for himself nowadays.
He did come out with some absolute classics from time to time though.
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2012, 10:21:58 AM
And I think my history isn't up to much ! :o :o
Cheers - Phil.
I worked with a teacher who went to see the film Titanic and got upset, not becuse the hero died, and Rose survived, no because it sank and they all died!!! All I could say was...but it's the Titanic! in some form of a Mantra.
Quote from: Maenoferren on 29 December 2012, 10:48:45 PM
I worked with a teacher who went to see the film Titanic and got upset, not becuse the hero died, and Rose survived, no because it sank and they all died!!! All I could say was...but it's the Titanic! in some form of a Mantra.
That's funny - I got upset watching
Titanic because it was soooooooo long and boring. =)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 31 December 2012, 05:02:13 PM
That's funny - I got upset watching Titanic because it was soooooooo long and boring. =)
Oh God I just remembered that bloody song. I used to cringe when the kids in the class got out their recorder's and proceded to play (in varying degrees of succcess) that bloody song... Argggggghhhhhh >:(
Never seen it.
No wish to either. ;)
Not likley to either - as no TV in Wales, except in a very strange language......
IanS
What ?.....American and English ?
They're easy. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
No - the one with no vouls and too many LLL's
IanS
Llamas ? :-\
Didn't know there was such a language. ;)
Cheers - Phil.