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Title: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Last Hussar on 30 January 2020, 12:01:57 AM
as though a million Wargamers shouted out in shock.

Gentlemen, I direct you to this

http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,19313.15/topicseen.html

I won with the Austrians, against Sunjester and the French

I repeat

I WON

With the AUSTRIANS

Against SUNJESTER

using FRENCH.

I rolled my own dice and everything. HE ROLLED DICE. HE ROLLED HIS OWN DICE. DICE THAT HE OWNS. SUN-Oh did I roll 6 out of 6 hits-JESTER.

LOST

WITH DICE

HA HA HA HA

His cavalry RAN AWAY

Austrians... AUSTRIANS, commanded by ME

BEAT

FRENCH

Commanded by SUNJESTER!

In unrelated news I am considering retiring from Wargaming.
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Ithoriel on 30 January 2020, 01:22:08 AM
Well done that man! :)

Pictures? AAR? Edited highlights?
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: paulr on 30 January 2020, 01:30:07 AM
 :o =D> =D> =D>
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 30 January 2020, 06:27:19 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Techno on 30 January 2020, 06:43:35 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Norm on 30 January 2020, 06:54:19 AM
Retiring? ....... when army morale is so high and there are so many MORE victories to win - No, never Sir!

In any case, the French will surely demand! a re-match on this field of battle :-)
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Steve J on 30 January 2020, 07:32:46 AM
Excellent news and Huazzah for you and the Austrians!!!
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Dr Dave on 30 January 2020, 08:04:02 AM
Did you manage to beat Sunjester's French using Austrians then?

It wasn't all that clear from the original post... 
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: sunjester on 30 January 2020, 08:45:49 AM
It was a shabby Austrian trick!*

The Austrians were on the defensive.
In the centre of the field I advanced three Infantry Brigades (2 French and 1 Italian). The centre French brigade were enthusiastic and rushed forward 3 moves. The two brigades either side were tardy and did not move, leaving the centre brigade rather exposed.
I expected them to take some casualties, as the Austrians could combine the fire of 2 brigades at them whilst they waited for their supports to catch up.
But no! The cunning Austrians charged, yes charged, one of their brigades into the French. The French were now caught on the defensive whilst formed in assault columns and with limbered artillery (not a good position to be in!).
I then proceeded to fail almost every morale test I had to take (including 3 routs in my first 5 tests!).

The Italians didn't move for ages, so we both fed another brigade into the untidy mess in the middle of the battlefield. on the flank the cavalry duked it out and my ability to fail morale tests continued.

With my cavalry brigade broken, one of the French infantry brigades broken and the other on the point of breaking, the Italians put away the wine and pasta and slammed into the Austrians, breaking one of their brigades in a single turn.

A clear Austrian victory, the French and allies were not getting anywhere near the objective!
But the valour of the Italian infantry had forced the Austrians to pull back and redeploy to protect the objective, so had effectively saved Napoleon III and what was left of the French infantry from utter destruction, so as far as they were concerned it was an Italian victory as well!

*The reality was LH was trying to shuffle one brigade slightly forward and rolled a blunder (double 6). The result of the blunder was to charge (another 6) and rolling for distance was 3 moves (a 5).
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Last Hussar on 30 January 2020, 09:01:59 AM
QuoteIt was a  Austrian trick!*

Said the man who dare not show his face in Paris, after having to be rescued by the Italians.

After the Blunder put one brigade "up close and personal" I looked across the table and said "I have no idea what to do." SJ agreed - they needed support, but it would mean exposing the left flank of the supporting Bde to the French right.
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Orcs on 30 January 2020, 04:27:58 PM
HMMMM ! Beating Sunjester who was using his own dice......

I think you need to do one of two things

1 You are on a very lucky streak -  Buy a lottery ticket you are bound to win multi- million pounds
2 You have used up all your luck - In which case you are likely to crapped on by a large seagull. This will go into your eyes rendering you temporarily blind and you will stagger into the road in front of a bus just as a driver sneezes forcing his eyes closed and he runs you over.

So in the case of 1  - its your round at the Hop Pole (all evening).  Or 2 - do you like grapes
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 31 January 2020, 01:40:59 PM
Is this an unusual occurrence ??
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Orcs on 31 January 2020, 03:40:38 PM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 31 January 2020, 01:40:59 PM
Is this an unusual occurrence ??
I can confirm that the "SUN-Oh did I roll 6 out of 6 hits-JESTER" phenomenon is a usual occurrence when playing Sunjester. In fact  you are more likely to win the  National Lottery AND on the same day  have a threesome with gorgeous Identical twin sisters * than for Sunjester to roll unlucky dice, for an entire game

* other fantasies are available
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Last Hussar on 31 January 2020, 09:01:46 PM
Hold on. Nobody explained that was the alternative.  :'( :'( :'(

Is it too late to say the French won?
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Dave Fielder on 31 January 2020, 10:03:21 PM
The Austrians have to be allowed a few victories once in a while ....
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: sunjester on 01 February 2020, 12:29:14 AM
I re-fought the same scenario tonight with Orcs (that's playing against Orcs, not substituting Middle Earth creatures for the French), and it was an overwhelming French/Italian victory, after a hard-fought infantry slog.

Two factors:
1. My first shooting roll of the game was 6 dice, scoring 6 hits. (Back in the game! :d)
2. Orcs brought the battle to a conclusion by failing (and routing) 5 of his units in morale tests during a single shooting phase, effectively breaking 2 more of his brigades and making it 3 out of 5 Austrian brigades broken, to none of the French/Italians.
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Orcs on 01 February 2020, 01:24:27 PM
Refought the same game with Sunjester last night....... The French won

And I can confirm that the "SUN-Oh did I roll 6 out of 6 hits-JESTER" managed just that twice and an three occasions saved all of 5+ hits on his units.

Back to normality.
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Last Hussar on 01 February 2020, 05:51:00 PM
Right, from now on we make him use Too Fat Laddie dice.
Title: Re: A disturbance in the force
Post by: Orcs on 02 February 2020, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 01 February 2020, 05:51:00 PM
Right, from now on we make him use Too Fat Laddie dice.
Might be better if we  made him throw d3's- He would move a lot but combat would be more even.