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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Chat & News => Topic started by: ErHo on 06 September 2017, 02:51:03 PM

Title: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: ErHo on 06 September 2017, 02:51:03 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-7-finds-4ft-sword-11106508 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-7-finds-4ft-sword-11106508)

Looks like 'ol Liz needs to step aside for this girl who clearly is now rightful ruler of England.

QuoteOh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some
moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

It doesnt look like its terribly old at all, let alone the real Excalibur as the news tried to spin it.

Reminded me of an old article where some dude pulled a Dalek out of a bog...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/doctor-who/4935903/Dr-Who-Dalek-found-in-pond.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/doctor-who/4935903/Dr-Who-Dalek-found-in-pond.html)

Cheers!
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 06 September 2017, 03:06:28 PM
That one hasn't been underwater since the 5th century, looks like is only been there a year at most.

IanS
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Techno on 06 September 2017, 03:08:17 PM
As you say.......It's lasted very, very well as it's supposed to be over a thousand years old.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(That's the Daily Mirror for you.) ;)

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: ErHo on 06 September 2017, 03:22:03 PM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 06 September 2017, 03:06:28 PM
That one hasn't been underwater since the 5th century, looks like is only been there a year at most.

IanS

I think dear old dad snuck it in for her to find, so the article should read
"Dad of the Year makes daughters dream a reality"

Matilda indeed
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Dr Dave on 06 September 2017, 03:22:16 PM
"Listen mate - strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. If I went around saying I was the Emperor of China because some moisten bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"

;D
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: d_Guy on 06 September 2017, 03:25:36 PM
The forum has turned into Camelot today. All I can say is:

''FREEDOM!"
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Raider4 on 06 September 2017, 03:44:17 PM
Quote from: ErHo on 06 September 2017, 02:51:03 PM
Looks like 'ol Liz needs to step aside for this girl who clearly is now rightful ruler of England.

Rightful king of the Britons, surely?

Does this mean all the Anglo-Saxons are going to be pushed back to Germany?  ;D

Cheers, Martyn
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: fsn on 06 September 2017, 04:42:33 PM
It's not very Arturian is it? More Landsknecht than Lancelot.

Unless of course, Merlin caught the sword from the future using some kind of temporal spell, then imbued it with great power, like being able to lie in a lake without basically falling to bits.

Yes. That seems more likely.

But she looks a sweetie and so proud!
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: d_Guy on 06 September 2017, 06:48:26 PM
I was too obtuse, I believe it is Mel's sword.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: paulr on 06 September 2017, 07:42:15 PM
4 foot sword, exactly the same height as Matilda, see first picture, hilt above her head ~X(

Photographer to little girl, run with the sword, it's much safer than scissors  ;D
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Orcs on 06 September 2017, 10:46:10 PM
Lucky that's all she caught in a welsh pond.  Full of rats p*ss and sheep droppings. She could have caught something nasty.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: fsn on 07 September 2017, 06:32:23 AM
Quote from: d_Guy on 06 September 2017, 06:48:26 PM
I was too obtuse, I believe it is Mel's sword.
The one she tossed away after Great British Bake Off got moved to Channel 4?



That's obtuse to 96.3% of the world.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: DanJ on 07 September 2017, 08:52:08 AM
QuoteDoes this mean all the Anglo-Saxons are going to be pushed back to Germany?

Logical outcome of Brexit I'd say
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: toxicpixie on 07 September 2017, 10:53:02 AM
Of course it doesn't look old, it's Excalibur and magic!

Dur :P

I'm surprised it looks as rusty as it does, fifteen centuries shouldn't have done that much damage.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: FierceKitty on 07 September 2017, 10:57:36 AM
Disturbing that an English paper (or Welsh father) can't tell the difference between lie and lay.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: toxicpixie on 07 September 2017, 11:37:25 AM
English evolves in usage, it is as used, not some frozen calcified thing :D
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Ithoriel on 07 September 2017, 11:40:46 AM
Quote from: toxicpixie on 07 September 2017, 11:37:25 AM
English evolves in usage, it is as used, not some frozen calcified thing :D

This!
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 07 September 2017, 11:50:14 AM
Fun as it is - stop pulling kitties tail, he cant help having a redundant version of English as his 1st tounge.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: d_Guy on 07 September 2017, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: fsn on 07 September 2017, 06:32:23 AM
That's obtuse to 96.3% of the world.

I think your estimate is a tad low, he wispered
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Roy on 07 September 2017, 04:54:29 PM
Wasn't there tins of beer or lager called Excalibur? In a blue tin, if memory serves me correct.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Ithoriel on 07 September 2017, 05:06:35 PM
Now retired by Greene King

(http://beerstore.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/morland-excalibur-strong-beer-online-1370233435.jpg)
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: toxicpixie on 07 September 2017, 06:22:33 PM
Cor, that looks terrible - right up there with the old purple tin! I'll bet no ones English is very comprehensible after a couple of those :D
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: ErHo on 07 September 2017, 06:31:35 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 07 September 2017, 05:06:35 PM
Now retired by Greene King

(http://beerstore.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/morland-excalibur-strong-beer-online-1370233435.jpg)
(http://azinazelle.com/Excalibur/EXCALIBUR11.jpg)
Excuse me, would you mind if I had just a sip?
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: FierceKitty on 07 September 2017, 10:56:01 PM
Wow. Ian is defending an Americanism. Alert the media!
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: fsn on 08 September 2017, 06:47:21 AM
Quote from: ErHo on 07 September 2017, 06:31:35 PM
(http://azinazelle.com/Excalibur/EXCALIBUR11.jpg)
Excuse me, would you mind if I had just a sip?
No. You're obviously too young!

Besides which, when you drank that glass of port we had three chambermaids in the infirmary for weeks ... as well as two page boys, the blacksmith's dog and the Duke of Westmorland, who, might I remind you is 76!

The blacksmith's dog will never look a pork chipolata in the eye again without wincing.

Neither, to be fair, will the Duke of Westmorland.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: ErHo on 08 September 2017, 03:02:31 PM
Insolence!    :d
 
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: fsn on 08 September 2017, 04:11:41 PM
I say, chaps. The new chap seems to be getting in to the swing of things. A proper chap's chap.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Roy on 08 September 2017, 08:05:55 PM
Cheers Ithoriel.

Seems a funny brew, though. Top of the tin it calls itself a beer... and at the bottom a lager! Is it transitioning?

[who's the photo of? just out of interest]
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Sandinista on 08 September 2017, 08:22:35 PM
Bodmin in Wales?

Cheers
Ian
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: fsn on 08 September 2017, 10:04:34 PM
Charlie Boorman as young Mordred in Excalibur, 1981
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Ithoriel on 08 September 2017, 10:22:10 PM
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 08 September 2017, 08:05:55 PM
Cheers Ithoriel.

Seems a funny brew, though. Top of the tin it calls itself a beer... and at the bottom a lager! Is it transitioning?

[who's the photo of? just out of interest]

"Lager (German: storeroom or warehouse) (Czech: ležák) is a type of beer originating from the Austrian Empire (now Czech Republic) that is conditioned at low temperatures, normally at the brewery. It may be pale, golden, amber, or dark." - wikipedia
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: FierceKitty on 08 September 2017, 11:51:45 PM
Quote from: fsn on 08 September 2017, 10:04:34 PM
Charlie Boorman as young Mordred in Excalibur, 1981

He's better as the German pilot in Hope and Glory.
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: toxicpixie on 09 September 2017, 07:16:27 AM
Best work ofc is as Guy of Gisbourne in Robin of Sjerwood! OoooOooOoo, the hooded man!

Barring GoT was there a grittier fantasy drama on mainstream TV? !

Although now I want to watch Excalibur again, I have a serious soft spot for it. Also, Helen Mirren in fantasy-goth outfits is not unhelpful in its popularity. Quickly FSN, to the Top Totty thread!
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: fsn on 09 September 2017, 07:23:19 AM
(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-vector-a-cartoon-comic-book-sonic-boom-whoosh-fast-sound-effect-design-element-graphic-412369423.jpg)
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Raider4 on 09 September 2017, 07:38:44 AM
Quote from: toxicpixie on 09 September 2017, 07:16:27 AM
Best work ofc is as Guy of Gisbourne in Robin of Sjerwood! OoooOooOoo, the hooded man!

Barring GoT was there a grittier fantasy drama on mainstream TV? !

I remember enjoying it at the time, but gritty? It was on at teatime, early Saturday evening. Think there's a limit to how gritty you can get at that time of the day!

Quote from: toxicpixie on 09 September 2017, 07:16:27 AMAlthough now I want to watch Excalibur again . . .

An excellent idea. Do so immediately.

Edit: And also, has there ever been a better Guinevere than Cherie Lunghi (and yes, I am not forgetting Kiera)?

Cheers, Martyn
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Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Raider4 on 09 September 2017, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: fsn on 08 September 2017, 10:04:34 PM
Charlie Boorman as young Mordred in Excalibur, 1981

Sorry, it's a chap called Robert Addie.

Cheers, Martyn
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Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: toxicpixie on 09 September 2017, 08:46:06 AM
Gritty for sure. Murder, black magic, rapacious aristo's who are vicious and rapacious, and everything covered in mud :D Also, they kill characters :D Although the boob quotient is low compared to GoT, to be sure!

I'll suggest Excalibur to the other half tonight, see if it floats :)

I've always had a soft spot for Cherie Lunghi, too!
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Roy on 09 September 2017, 12:48:24 PM
Cheers for the info. I obviously didn't know that about lager, and always thought it some't different. Obviously, being a Yorkshire man, I only ever drank, either, Tetley's, John Smith's, or Theakston and then it was Bitter that I supped  ;)

Never heard of (or seen) Excalibur, if I'm honest.   
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Ithoriel on 09 September 2017, 02:13:19 PM
Aah! Theakston's "Old Peculiar" a favourite of mine. So appropriate for me ... on both counts :D 
Title: Re: Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress
Post by: Westmarcher on 09 September 2017, 06:57:14 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 09 September 2017, 02:13:19 PM
Aah! Theakston's "Old Peculiar" a favourite of mine.

Me also.  =P~