A simple little game.
Post the punchline, and only the punchline to a joke.
The Punchline must be clean; safe for work, TMP and Americans. No redaction or censorship
The actual joke must be rude- the filthier the better.
DO NOT POST THE JOKE.
I can't help it- Paddy is picking pineapples.
No, that filthy!
Honey, this one's eating my popcorn.
So she gave me the mining rights to Brazil.
Not iften you see a Reliant Robin in the fast lane.
No, you don't understand. "Chunks" is my dog.
No, I said "prick his boil".
... the biggest Bengal Tiger you've ever seen!
I said "Ping Pong balls"!
So the next morning my brother became the Guinness Book of World record holder for keepie uppie
It was Techno all along!
No, hang on, that wasn't a joke. That was the statement given to the nice police officer.
Still that stoat was never the same.
And the girl guide is still seeing the counselor.
Not to mention that Mrs T can't eat porridge.
No! I said she's holding me hostage.
By the way, tomorrow night is your turn in the barrel.
We usually use the camel to get in to town!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
:-\
How do we know the jokes are rude?
If you don't know the jokes to those punchlines what on earth have you been wasting your time doing? ;)
I said it's particularly nasty weather.
So I showed Fenton's friends the best bits.
OK
How do we know if the posters know the jokes are rude? :-\
Signed - a party pooper. :P
I dinna kin where you where - but ye took first place!
Quote from: d_Guy on 25 May 2016, 07:41:06 PM
I dinna kin where you where - but ye took first place!
:P
OK ... [he relents] ... just to keep the nonsense going ....
"Then death it is! ..... by bongo bongo!"
"But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
"If she doesn't like the jumper, she can go ..." (no ... no ... wait ... that's the rude ending one ....) :-[
Yes it is, but put it away there's a party of nuns approaching.
It was an electrified fence!
Mother Superior: No but it will wipe the smile off your face!
Would you like to borrow my straw ?
At which point the bosun danced a little jig and shouted, "Blow hard avast me hearty!"
Two and six, Father.
Quote from: Westmarcher on 25 May 2016, 07:55:29 PM
:P
"But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
I know that joke
I'm making up my own jokes from posts on this forum:
"It's used for getting a good shine on the Maximilian armour."
"It's the Pollyfilla, bad idea."
"Rosemary's brushes. "
"Very nicely painted little chap. "
"Two chicken legs left open".
Punchline of my all time favorite joke.
Jim
" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"
"It certainly does," said the other nun.
Quote from: Fenton on 26 May 2016, 05:47:59 PM
" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"
"OK. Tea break is over. Back on your heads"
There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed
Trouble is, we can't get the lid on the coffin.
Quote from: Nosher on 14 June 2016, 10:09:49 AM
There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed
That's just rude on its own!