A male whale and a female whale are swimming off the coast of Japan, when they notice a whaling ship.The male whale recognises it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He says to the female whale, 'Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.'
They try it and sure enough, the ship turns over and quickly sinks. Soon however, the whales realise that the sailors have jumped overboard and are swimming to the safety of the shore. The male is enraged that they are going to get away and says to the female, 'Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.'
But the female is reluctant to follow him. 'Look,' she says, 'I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen
Blimey, I remember that joke from when I was a kid!
X_X
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Steve J on 01 December 2015, 08:58:29 AM
Blimey, I remember that joke from when I was a kid!
Whats worse is so does Techno - apparently some bloke called Jonah Told it to him
:P
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Steve J on 01 December 2015, 08:58:29 AM
Blimey, I remember that joke from when I was a kid!
Portrait of the sculptor as a young goat.
(https://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/45396/252340/f/2178394-goat-man-on-the-ceiling-1.jpg)
OIK !
I used to live there, boyo.
Quote from: Techno on 01 December 2015, 05:05:35 PM
OIK !
Why - is a good likeness, part from being dry.....
IanS