Whales

[Orcs]

A male whale and a female whale are swimming off the coast of Japan, when they notice a whaling ship.The male whale recognises it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He says to the female whale, 'Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of  our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship  to turn over and sink.'
They try it and sure enough, the ship turns over and quickly sinks. Soon however, the whales realise that the sailors have jumped overboard and are swimming to the safety of the shore. The male is enraged that they are going to get away and says to the female, 'Let's swim after them and gobble  them up before they reach the shore.'
But the female is reluctant to follow him. 'Look,' she says, 'I went along with  the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen

[Steve J]

Blimey, I remember that joke from when I was a kid!

[Techno]

 
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Blimey, I remember that joke from when I was a kid!

Whats worse is so does Techno - apparently some bloke called Jonah Told it to him 

[Techno]

 

Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

Blimey, I remember that joke from when I was a kid!

Portrait of the sculptor as a young goat.

[Techno]

OIK !

[Leman]

I used to live there, boyo.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

OIK !

Why - is a good likeness, part from being dry.....

IanS