Has anyone noticed (probably not, I'm just sad) that Leon's average post number is 6.666 per day!!! :d :d :d
I mean, it's not exactly a subtle message is it? :o
Lol
Yes, I've heard rumours that the nine are abroad again. :o :o :o
4 guys on horseback have just ridden along our street; one looked decidedly peckish... :-\
Quote from: getagrip on 31 March 2015, 09:32:01 AM
3 guys on horseback have just ridden along our street; one looked decidedly peckish... :-\
Oh My G..! Where is the other one?? :o
Mollinary
Trot, trot.......Bounce, bounce (like a sack of potatoes)...Fall off....."Oh b*gger...where have the others got to ?"
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D
Corrected a typo of $ and put 3 instead! :-[
;D ;D
[he laughed ..... nervously]
Its not Leon I am worried by, Its M'lady. She is has the "One Ring to rule them all"
I thought I might be auditioning for the role of Pestilence this morning.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 31 March 2015, 01:53:49 PM
I thought I might be auditioning for the role of Pestilence this morning.
Cheers - Phil
Don't you mean "Flatulence" :-&
Dash it I'm hungry!
Right, who wants a fight?
Quote from: getagrip on 31 March 2015, 04:05:31 PM
Right, who wants a fight?
You volunteering for coat holding duties again?
I thought the current view was that 616 was the Number of the Beast? Nro Qsr.
999 is the number of the police.
Sorry.....I know I've done that one at least once before ! :D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 31 March 2015, 05:08:26 PM
I thought the current view was that 616 was the Number of the Beast? Nro Qsr.
Yikes! Does this mean
The End of the Thread? :-S :-SS :-S
666 is any 4 from Fire Ambulance, Cave Rescue, mountain rescue, Coastguard and Police
Quote from: Last Hussar on 31 March 2015, 06:03:11 PM
666 is any 4 from Fire Ambulance, Cave Rescue, mountain rescue, Coastguard and Police
And ghostbusters!
Quote from: Westmarcher on 31 March 2015, 06:02:00 PM
Yikes! Does this mean The End of the Thread? :-S :-SS :-S
IT IS THE END OF EVERYTHING
Sorry? What?
You should know that at the end of the world, all that will be left are cockroaches and people who live in Runcorn.
Shouldn't that last statement have a comma instead of an and? :-*
Quote from: mad lemmey on 31 March 2015, 06:50:56 PM
Shouldn't that last statement have a comma instead of an and? :-*
Quick, someone tell a moderator, FK's hacked Will's account! >:(
Of course, now we know why the Barbarians and the Undead are next on Leons list of releases, he is calling in the DarK One's hoards, it's all a devious plan to get them around the world for the day of the apocolypse! :o
And for the moment, it is I who control the forces of the undead. (Could you all imagine that being said in a deep, sonorous voice, with a hint of an echo ?) :d :d :d :d :d
Cheers - A Minion.
Actually, I think of it in a high pitched Welsh voice. Like Joe Pasquale, but more Carmarthen.
:P
Ah creatures of the night now there's lovely
"I'm the only ghoul in the village"?
Quote from: fsn on 31 March 2015, 08:05:47 PM
"I'm the only ghoul in the village"?
Quote from: fsn on 31 March 2015, 08:03:23 PM
Actually, I think of it in a high pitched Welsh voice. Like Joe Pasquale, but more Carmarthen. :P
Quote from: Fenton on 31 March 2015, 08:03:51 PM
Ah creatures of the night now there's lovely
Very good......All three of them !!......They made I larf !! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 31 March 2015, 09:03:29 PM
Very good......All three of them !!......They made I larf !! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Ooh, proper little Matron's pets aren't we? :P
Quote from: mad lemmey on 31 March 2015, 06:50:56 PM
Shouldn't that last statement have a comma instead of an and? :-*
Our numbers grow daily. (evil cackle)
Quote from: FierceKitty on 01 April 2015, 01:07:18 AM
Our numbers grow daily. (evil cackle)
Our numbers grow mainly canabis.
Speak for yourself - I gota 'arvest the coca before telecy man cuts me off....
IanS
I always imagine Phil as some sort of evil necromancer casting spells during mummy embalmings, and his little sidekick El Nobby coming and saying
"Oh master what are you doing?"
"I am embalming these mummies El Nob for my evil master plan"
" And what do you use Oh Great Injury prone one"
*pushes strange brown packet into sidekicks face* "THIS...oikish one"
Oooo Natron
X_X ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Groan!!
Why's Matron not on coat duty? :-\
Is Matron Leon in Leon's absence?
Does that mean Dave is demoted to Matron?
Szymon's gone, so who's going to be Dave?
We need to be told, we need answers! :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: Fenton on 01 April 2015, 03:52:42 PM
I always imagine Phil as some sort of evil necromancer casting spells during mummy embalmings, and his little sidekick El Nobby coming and saying
"Oh master what are you doing?"
"I am embalming these mummies El Nob for my evil master plan"
" And what do you use Oh Great Injury prone one"
*pushes strange brown packet into sidekicks face* "THIS...oikish one"
Oooo Natron
Well played, Sir.
Even so, I got the hump.
And a limp.
And a vaguely Eastern European accent.
Quote from: getagrip on 01 April 2015, 05:15:48 PM
Why's Matron not on coat duty? :-\
People keep complaining about the bloodstains I leave on them !
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 01 April 2015, 08:29:46 PM
People keep complaining about the bloodstains I leave on them !
Cheers - Phil
Nobby will soon suck those out! :D
He's on a diet ! (You plonker). ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 02 April 2015, 05:56:10 AM
He's on a diet ! (You plonker). ;)
Cheers - Phil
Blood is quite slimming, haven't you read Carpe Jugulum Matron? :D