The number of the Beast!

[fsn]

Sorry? What?

You should know that at the end of the world, all that will be left are cockroaches and people who live in Runcorn.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Shouldn't that last statement have a comma instead of an and? 

[getagrip]

Shouldn't that last statement have a comma instead of an and? 

Quick, someone tell a moderator, FK's hacked Will's account!

[cbr3d.com]

Of course, now we know why the Barbarians and the Undead are next on Leons list of releases, he is calling in the DarK One's hoards, it's all a devious plan to get them around the world for the day of the apocolypse!   

[Techno]

And for the moment, it is I who control the forces of the undead. (Could you all imagine that being said in a deep, sonorous voice, with a hint of an echo ?) 
Cheers - A Minion.

[fsn]

Actually, I think of it in a high pitched Welsh voice. Like Joe Pasquale, but more Carmarthen.

[Fenton]

Ah creatures of the night now there's lovely

[fsn]

"I'm the only ghoul in the village"?

[Techno]

"I'm the only ghoul in the village"?

Actually, I think of it in a high pitched Welsh voice. Like Joe Pasquale, but more Carmarthen. 

Ah creatures of the night now there's lovely

Very good......All three of them !!......They made I larf !! 
Cheers - Phil

[getagrip]

Very good......All three of them !!......They made I larf !! 
Cheers - Phil

Ooh, proper little Matron's pets aren't we?

[FierceKitty]

Shouldn't that last statement have a comma instead of an and? 

Our numbers grow daily. (evil cackle)

[Hertsblue]

Our numbers grow daily. (evil cackle)

Our numbers grow mainly canabis.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Speak for yourself - I gota 'arvest the coca before telecy man cuts me off....

IanS

[Fenton]

I always imagine Phil as some sort of evil necromancer casting spells during mummy embalmings, and his little sidekick El Nobby coming and saying

"Oh master what are you doing?"

"I am embalming these mummies El Nob for my evil master plan"

" And what do you use Oh Great Injury prone one"

*pushes strange brown packet into sidekicks face* "THIS...oikish one"


Oooo Natron

[Techno]

 
Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Groan!!

[getagrip]

Why's Matron not on coat duty? 

Is Matron Leon in Leon's absence?

Does that mean Dave is demoted to Matron?

Szymon's gone,  so who's going to be Dave?

We need to be told,  we need answers! 

[fsn]

I always imagine Phil as some sort of evil necromancer casting spells during mummy embalmings, and his little sidekick El Nobby coming and saying

"Oh master what are you doing?"

"I am embalming these mummies El Nob for my evil master plan"

" And what do you use Oh Great Injury prone one"

*pushes strange brown packet into sidekicks face* "THIS...oikish one"


Oooo Natron

Well played, Sir.

Even so, I got the hump.

And a limp.

And a vaguely Eastern European accent. 

[Techno]

Why's Matron not on coat duty? 

People keep complaining about the bloodstains I leave on them !
Cheers - Phil

[getagrip]

People keep complaining about the bloodstains I leave on them !
Cheers - Phil

Nobby will soon suck those out!