Bloomin' regulation!

Started by fsn, 27 March 2014, 06:36:48 PM

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fsn

27 March 2014, 06:36:48 PM
I have heard from a confidential source that the Government is thinking of floating a whole new raft of regulating bodies. These include:

OfShoulder - casual ladies wear
OfSide - football
OfHand - disinterested glovemakers.
OfFence - Boundary markers that cause conflict between neighbours.
OfTen - Those who score high marks repeatedly in Strictly Come Dancing
OFFS - text swearing
OfSpring - Children
OfCut - Rabbis
OfFiah - Rugby players
OfFish - Snooty anglers
OfFertory - Donating Conservatives to the Church
OfElia - Shakespearean heroines

There may be more ...
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Sandinista

27 March 2014, 06:39:54 PM #1
Quote from: fsn on 27 March 2014, 06:36:48 PM
There may be more ...

Please no, no more  :'(

Techno

27 March 2014, 08:09:30 PM #2
 X_X ;D ;D ;D
We could have sweep on how many more he comes up with ?
Cheers - Phil

fsn

27 March 2014, 08:12:31 PM #3
OfFal - bad animal product based jokes.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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2023 - the year of Gerald:
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fsn

27 March 2014, 10:04:05 PM #4
OfPutt      Golf
OfCourse   Greenskeepers
OfShoot    Seedling snipers
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Orcs

27 March 2014, 10:13:35 PM #5
OFsex - married women
Ofstand- Dave at shows
OFtotty- Nik
OFtable- Wargamers
Oflord- Milady
Ofclone-Milady
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ithoriel

27 March 2014, 10:24:07 PM #6
Have we forgotten The Public Urinals Standards Watchdog - Offpiss?
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fsn

28 March 2014, 07:45:03 AM #7
Then of course there are:

OfSett    - tennis playing badgers, who just don't quite fit in - by wearing tartan.
OfWhite  - the much needed regulation of "magnolia", "country cream" and other insipid paint colours.
Of!Of!Of! - Exotic, pole and strip-tease dancers.
OfUFk      - Bluestone 42 watchers
OfFissure  - Drunks addressing police officers, whilst in a ravine.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

28 March 2014, 07:50:08 AM #8
Quote from: fsn on 28 March 2014, 07:45:03 AM
OfFissure  - Drunks addressing police officers, whilst in a ravine.

That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

fsn

28 March 2014, 08:23:00 AM #9
Quote from: Techno on 28 March 2014, 07:50:08 AM
That's my favourite, so far ! ;D ;D ;D

Oh goody!  Encouragement!   :D :D
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

28 March 2014, 08:58:26 AM #10
Me and my big mouth !  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

OldenBUA

28 March 2014, 11:53:27 AM #11
OfTopic - Would probably not sit too well with a number of regulars here.
Water is indeed the essential ingredient of life, because without water you can't make coffee!

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Orcs

28 March 2014, 12:12:07 PM #12

Ofwife- Regulates standards in the kitchen, laundry and bedroom .  Not sure who would be brave or mad enough to work for them.
Offballs- Hareem reguator

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

fsn

30 March 2014, 04:06:04 PM #13
Ofpeak. Out of season skiing holidays.

These may dribble in for days yet!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Ithoriel

30 March 2014, 04:08:41 PM #14
Surely Ofpeak is out-of-season mountaineering?
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