bags for life

[raykey]

I was going through my kitchen cupboard the other day and found I had acquired 15 "bag for life" bags, I'm just wondering how many more I need to achieve immortally

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[Techno]

Has anyone mentioned that some 'Health and Safety' .....errr....person....has now decreed that these bags are potentially unsafe....Because they get dirty, and full of bacteria inside ?
Apparently....These should now be washed at a high temperature to kill off any 'bugs.'
I, for one, will not be bothering.

Probably got a similar number of the bags to you 'Ray'.
Cheers - Phil.

[FierceKitty]

I was going through my kitchen cupboard the other day and found I had acquired 15 "bag for life" bags, I'm just wondering how many more I need to achieve immortally

Euphemism for a scrotum?

[Orcs]

Has anyone mentioned that some 'Health and Safety' .....errr....person....has now decreed that these bags are potentially unsafe....Because they get dirty, and full of bacteria inside ?
Apparently....These should now be washed at a high temperature to kill off any 'bugs.'
I, for one, will not be bothering.

Probably got a similar number of the bags to you 'Ray'.
Cheers - Phil.

Just get the supermarket to change them each time you use them. 

Any way whatever happened to the proverb  " you have to eat a peck of dirt before you die"

[Orcs]

Is a "Bag for life" a definition of Wife? 

WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food Etc!

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[Hertsblue]

Has anyone mentioned that some 'Health and Safety' .....errr....person....has now decreed that these bags are potentially unsafe....Because they get dirty, and full of bacteria inside ?
Apparently....These should now be washed at a high temperature to kill off any 'bugs.'
I, for one, will not be bothering.

Probably got a similar number of the bags to you 'Ray'.
Cheers - Phil.

If you wash them at high temperature don't they melt?

[Last Hussar]

Is a "Bag for life" a definition of Wife? 

WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food Etc!

Worship
Our
Masters
Every
Need

What are you- suicidal?

[Orcs]

What are you- suicidal?

No I don't have a wife any more thank goodness.

I live a life Riley would be jealous of.

Not done washing or ironing for about a year. 

I do cook dinner on my days off. I help with the main monthly food shop .  I also do most of the DIY,

BUT

I come home to a cooked meal every day I go to work - I even get an appology if its not ready.
I go out whenever I like
I spend what I want on wargames stuff with no complaints.
If I want to paint all day I can with no comebacks.
If I have had enough doing DIY or gardening I just say "I have done enough for today" and go and do something else.

As for the etc! well  thats the one thing I do get a complaint about if there is not eough of it!   

Its a hard life but someones got to live it !

[FierceKitty]

Is a "Bag for life" a definition of Wife? 

WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food Etc!

Worship
Our
Masters
Every
Need

Handy if she punctuated misogynistic posts too.

[Orcs]

  Handy if she punctuated misogynistic posts too.

I am an engineer and Router commands do not require punctuation.  y better half is a content writer and used to right RAdar manuals for the M.O.D so if I need something important punctuated she checks it out.

I am not a mysogonist just see the funny side of things.

[Luddite]

Which bit of that was funny?

[fsn]

Have you never read MoD manuals?

[Hertsblue]

Is it true Ricky Gervaise based his scripts on them?

[fsn]

Nah! MoD manuals are funny.