Evil genius part 2

[get2grips]

FSN has just posted about a custard slice...

How dairy?

coat is already on

[fsn]

*groan*

[petercooman]

I was close, toilet was in reach, but fell inches short.

Soiled again.

[fsn]

I was in hot water - really hot water. The problem was my girlfriend had had an IUD fitted, and she had been reading some books about the rules of bridge, but I worked my way through it, whilst keeping track of her through the net curtains.

Boiled, boiled, coiled, Hoyled, toiled and voiled again!

(Mr Hussar, you have to call a stop to this now. How can you sleep at night?)

[get2grips]

I was in hot water - really hot water. The problem was my girlfriend had had an IUD fitted, and she had been reading some books about the rules of bridge, but I worked my way through it, whilst keeping track of her through the net curtains.

Boiled, boiled, coiled, Hoyled, toiled and voiled again!

(Mr Hussar, you have to call a stop to this now. How can you sleep at night?)

You omitted to say you were very, VERY drunk at the time:

"oiled..."

[Last Hussar]

Been sacked as an Evil Genius.

Fired again.