Only the insane have strength enough to prosper...

Started by Luddite, 15 September 2013, 07:08:55 PM

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get2grips

Tell a lie...I did:  :D

To Games Workshop Customer Service:

I was looking at your Astartes Ultra collection and am sorely tempted to buy it.  I don't have as much time to paint these days as I would like however and wondered if you provided a painting / basing service?

I will let you know of their response guys.  :d :d :d

sebigboss79

Quote from: get2grips on 16 September 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Tell a lie...I did:  :D

To Games Workshop Customer Service:

I was looking at your Astartes Ultra collection and am sorely tempted to buy it.  I don't have as much time to paint these days as I would like however and wondered if you provided a painting / basing service?

I will let you know of their response guys.  :d :d :d

1 Pendraken Fantasy Pack you will receive either something stupid or none at all with the Emperor himself descending upon your living quarters to fry you in the warp...lol

Leon

Quote from: fsn on 16 September 2013, 07:42:45 AM
I'd love to drop a £7000 order on Pendraken.

Casting dwarves to Maximum!

Feel free, we'll drag everyone in and get it done asap!

Quote from: get2grips on 16 September 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Tell a lie...I did:  :D

To Games Workshop Customer Service:

I was looking at your Astartes Ultra collection and am sorely tempted to buy it.  I don't have as much time to paint these days as I would like however and wondered if you provided a painting / basing service?

I will let you know of their response guys.  :d :d :d

Hehe, excellent, let us know what happens.

8)
www.pendraken.co.uk - Now home to over 10,000 products, including nearly 5000 items for 10mm wargaming, plus MDF bases, Battlescale buildings, I-94 decals, Litko Gaming Aids, Militia Miniatures, Raiden Miniatures 1/285th aircraft, Red Vectors MDF products, Vallejo paints, Tiny Tin Troops flags and much, much more!

get2grips

I have worked out that for the cost of this "amazing offer" (£7065) you could get 52990 Pendraken minis!!!  :o :o :o

petercooman

You could easily do hastings at1:1 several times

Hertsblue

When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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fsn

Quote from: get2grips on 17 September 2013, 05:34:00 AM
I have worked out that for the cost of this "amazing offer" (£7065) you could get 52990 Pendraken minis!!!  :o :o :o

That's almost the entire Allied force at Waterloo, or both the armies at Hastings TWICE, 4 Corps of the Army of the Potomac, nearly enough for all the casualties on the 1st day of the Somme, 4 British WWII airborne divisions, or enough orcs to have a chance against one elf maiden.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

get2grips

Quote from: fsn on 17 September 2013, 11:43:43 AM
That's almost the entire Allied force at Waterloo, or both the armies at Hastings TWICE, 4 Corps of the Army of the Potomac, nearly enough for all the casualties on the 1st day of the Somme, 4 British WWII airborne divisions, or enough orcs to have a chance against one elf maiden.


Now THAT, is some serious maths  8)

Hertsblue

Can I just have the elf-maiden and spend the rest on booze?  :D
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

www.rulesdepot.net

get2grips

Quote from: Hertsblue on 18 September 2013, 08:18:41 AM
Can I just have the elf-maiden and spend the rest on booze?  :D

Yes, when you achieve the rank of Field Marshal  :D

get2grips

Quote from: Leon on 17 September 2013, 12:40:26 AM
Feel free, we'll drag everyone in and get it done asap!

Hehe, excellent, let us know what happens.

8)

Nothing...not a peep...zip.

Either:

a)  They've worked out I'm taking the p!$$ or
b)  They really don't give a toss.

Stuff em  :P

Ithoriel

There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Leon

They're probably pricing up all the paint, glue, clippers, files, putty and varnish, whacking a 300% markup on it, and rounding up the nearest £1k.  I'll go for £20,000 or thereabouts...  :D
www.pendraken.co.uk - Now home to over 10,000 products, including nearly 5000 items for 10mm wargaming, plus MDF bases, Battlescale buildings, I-94 decals, Litko Gaming Aids, Militia Miniatures, Raiden Miniatures 1/285th aircraft, Red Vectors MDF products, Vallejo paints, Tiny Tin Troops flags and much, much more!

fsn

You forgot the many hours research to ensure authenticity!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

Quote from: get2grips on 18 September 2013, 08:34:20 PM
Nothing...not a peep...zip.

Either:

a)  They've worked out I'm taking the p!$$ or
b)  They really don't give a toss.

Stuff em  :P

I am surprised that you didn't get an email inviting you to go down to your local 'hobby' store so their 'hobby' experts could show you how to paint them to a professional standard by yourself
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

get2grips

Quote from: Fenton on 19 September 2013, 08:04:03 AM
I am surprised that you didn't get an email inviting you to go down to your local 'hobby' store so their 'hobby' experts could show you how to paint them to a professional standard by yourself

;D ;D ;D

Only using the authorised colours of course  :-\

Fenton

Quote from: get2grips on 19 September 2013, 09:13:06 AM
;D ;D ;D

Only using the authorised colours of course  :-\

Of course...but thinking on it once they discovered you were over 12 then you would be invited to a Veterans night instead
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

petercooman

They are probably counting the cans of ultramarine blue primer to see if they can manage it...

get2grips

Quote from: Fenton on 19 September 2013, 09:49:52 AM
Of course...but thinking on it once they discovered you were over 12 then you would be invited to a Veterans night instead

;D ;D ;D

But don't bring any figures that are over 12 months old  :D