FSN and the Dodgy Elbow

[Orcs]

One day FSN complained to his friends on the Pendraken Forum, "My elbow really hurts," Nosher said "Go and see a doctor."

His friend Techno  said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs £10.  With the the money you  save you can buy Pendraken Centurions"

FSN figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the £10.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.

He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample, and deposited the $10.

The computer made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.

Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better

[Hertsblue]

 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[Nosher]

 

[Techno]

 

[sebigboss79]

Oldie but goldie. 

[fsn]

Is this what I have been reduced to?

[Fenton]

Is this what I have been reduced to?

Of course not. he has two functioning arms

[sebigboss79]

 

In fsn's defence the Pendraken website full of goodies IS very tempting.....

[HPFlashman]

Fenton; cruel, true and hilarious...

[nikharwood]