Politically correct jokes

[Last Hussar]

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. What a lovely example of tolerance.

Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?"
The other says "Over there in the soap dish"

Two nuns cycling over cobbles.
One says "I've never come this way before."
"That's because the high street is closed"

What's the definition of a virgin in Tennessee?
Same as everywhere else.

[Steve J]

 

[Techno]

 

[sebigboss79]

Okay, not following anything after 1 

[Hertsblue]

  I suppose you could call it "anti-humour".

[Last Hussar]

Okay, not following anything after 1 

If you don't understand 2-4 it's because you haven't heard the originals (which are rude).  For instance the soap one relies on the homophone of wear/where.