Medical Check up

[Ferb]

During my last medical check up, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way:

"Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk of about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied. "I'm just a shitty golfer."

[Techno]

Not bad Ferb.

Didn't see the punchline coming.
Cheers - Phil.

[sebigboss79]

 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Something about golf that's not TERMINALLY BORING......

[sebigboss79]

Well, what's more boring than playing golf? Watching it.

[Steve J]

 

[Nosher]

Each to their own gents...

I happen to find the game of golf stimulating both in time spent searching for a small cylindrical object amongst grassy knolls and woodland areas and in terms of money spent on clothing that only blind people would wear...

Other than that golf is a great walk in the countryside wasted.

And that's from a golf fan!

[Techno]

I only wish I could still go out and whack that little white pill around the countryside.....Sigh !!
Cheers - Phil

[Hertsblue]

I must say I've been tempted by the local driving-range where you can take out your frustrations on a whole bucketful of hard white spheres - but as for actually hitting anything...... 

[sebigboss79]

I must say I've been tempted by the local driving-range where you can take out your frustrations on a whole bucketful of hard white spheres - but as for actually hitting anything...... 

The Caddy? 

[nikharwood]

When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go get it - which is why I play cricket  

And have dogs. And children.

[Hertsblue]

Who said anything about fetching them? There's a bloke in an armoured tractor out there towing a giant rake that gathers them all in. 

[Techno]

The thing I used to enjoy most about driving ranges, was aiming at the 100 yard markers with a 1 iron (very low trajectory) and trying to drill the ball through the wood.
Cheers - Phil.

[Last Hussar]

a small cylindrical object

Yeah, I think I see your problem...

Have you tried a spherical object instead?

[Hertsblue]

I think this was Mr Heath-Robinson's original streamlined version....