Big Daddy & The Blonde

[Chad]

Bob walked into a sports bar around 5:58 PM. He sat down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 6 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob  and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I reckon he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
 
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching the scene on the telly. The guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.  "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

[Steve J]

Oh dear me...

[Techno]

As Homer S would say....
"It just gets worse and worse."
But I liked it.
Cheers - Phil

[Chad]

Phil

Don't shoot the messenger! 

Chad

[petercooman]

Funny!

[Techno]

Phil
Don't shoot the messenger! 
Chad

I'd never shoot you Chad !!
It still made me laugh Matey !! 
Cheers - Phil