Chuck Norris facts

Started by sebigboss79, 19 March 2013, 03:52:51 PM

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nikharwood


sebigboss79

04 July 2013, 08:51:04 AM #32 Last Edit: 04 July 2013, 06:55:53 PM by nikharwood
 :D


Last Hussar

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

CHUCK NORRIS IS A BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE.

He's NEVER responded.

I think he's scared.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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sebigboss79

I would not want to mess with the last Hussar either  :-\

nikharwood


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If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

fsn

I always thought the most frightening thing about Chuck Norris was his inability to act. Much prefer Bruce Lee.

The cat acts better than he does here ....

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Quote from: fsn on 08 March 2014, 08:19:35 AM
I always thought the most frightening thing about Chuck Norris was his inability to act. Much prefer Bruce Lee.

The cat acts better than he does here ....

His best acting is when Bruce gives him back his jacket  ;D
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