At passport control

Started by FierceKitty, 04 March 2013, 01:17:00 PM

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FierceKitty

04 March 2013, 01:17:00 PM
-- Passport please.
-- Here you are.
-- Grigor Yevteshenko?
-- Yes.
--Russian?
-- Yes, I am.
-- Occupation?
-- No, just a holiday.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

04 March 2013, 04:09:43 PM #1
Oh dear....I was bit slow with that one ! :-[
Cheers - Phil.

FierceKitty

04 March 2013, 04:29:26 PM #2
Heard it from a Pole. That primes one a bit.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

sebigboss79

04 March 2013, 04:31:33 PM #3
 :D :D :D :D

Last Hussar

06 March 2013, 08:50:09 PM #4
Sibigboss is grinning because no one has done a 'German' joke yet.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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sebigboss79

06 March 2013, 11:50:11 PM #5
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 March 2013, 08:50:09 PM
Sibigboss is grinning because no one has done a 'German' joke yet.

There are no "German" jokes for two reasons:

1: Germans do not have ANY sense of humour we are aware of.  :P
2: They are (sadly) just reports of facts  ;D

FierceKitty

09 March 2013, 11:20:40 AM #6
Like the Scots. "It would take a surgical operation to get a joke into a Scotsman's head."

"Wha' I canna understan' is how a surgical operation cuild get a joke into a man's heid."
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.
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