Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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FierceKitty

01 April 2019, 11:21:48 PM #1770
Can we just leaf the desperate puns out of this thread?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Last Hussar

02 April 2019, 01:05:30 AM #1771
You know these sort of thing branch out before all of us twig what's going on. And then some makes an obscure cross reference and the next thing were talking about Bach. Poor sap.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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FierceKitty

02 April 2019, 03:32:49 AM #1772
Ever found yourself playing Beethoven on your harpsichord? Talk about Baching up the wrong tree!
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

02 April 2019, 06:31:34 AM #1773
Obviously this set of tree puns has been taken over by the elder members of this forum. :D
Fir goodness sake !  X_X

Cheers - Phil

FierceKitty

02 April 2019, 07:42:35 AM #1774
How I pine for a rational, grown-up forum. Well, he laughs longest who laughs larch.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ithoriel

02 April 2019, 10:16:30 AM #1775
Tree puns! I ash yew, are yew having a larch? Wood yew stop alder tree puns! ;)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

02 April 2019, 10:40:16 AM #1776
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

FierceKitty

02 April 2019, 12:03:23 PM #1777
That word is spelled with twelve Ws.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Westmarcher

02 April 2019, 12:46:37 PM #1778
Oak-ay ... and if you add a "D" and flip it backwards it spells

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.   :D
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Techno

02 April 2019, 01:01:54 PM #1779
Don't suppose Ma Hogany is very impressed with the direction this thread is heading  =)

Time is was spruced up.

Must go, time to take the dogs for a walk on the beech.

Cheers - Phil

Last Hussar

03 April 2019, 01:40:11 AM #1780
I'm axing you to stop now.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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FierceKitty

03 April 2019, 04:57:23 AM #1781
Saw that one coming.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Last Hussar

04 April 2019, 10:59:53 PM #1782
I've just come 2nd in a pub quiz, 3 points behind the team that came 1st (max of 70 points, them 48, me 45).

Now reconsider the pronouns I used in this post.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Ithoriel

05 April 2019, 10:32:15 AM #1783
Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 April 2019, 10:59:53 PM
I've just come 2nd in a pub quiz, 3 points behind the team that came 1st (max of 70 points, them 48, me 45).

Now reconsider the pronouns I used in this post.

You're never alone with schizophrenia :D :D :D
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

d_Guy

05 April 2019, 03:08:06 PM #1784
There is no "I" in team?
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on
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