Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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Ithoriel

22 March 2016, 10:03:31 PM #620
Dunno ... how many fields do we actually have? ;)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno

23 March 2016, 06:25:21 AM #621
I've got eight.....plus two areas of 'bog'.  :D
Cheers - Phil

Leman

23 March 2016, 07:55:47 AM #622
Lucky man! I've only got one bog and it's upstairs. Jealous of my sister who has three, including one in the fresh air.
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Westmarcher

23 March 2016, 10:22:34 AM #623
Congrats, Nobby!
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

FierceKitty

23 March 2016, 11:25:25 AM #624
Well done, sir.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Orcs

23 March 2016, 11:41:12 AM #625 Last Edit: 23 March 2016, 11:47:54 AM by Just a few Orcs
Quote from: Ithoriel on 16 March 2016, 01:38:44 AM
Perhaps better off without FK, you know what they say:

Sexy, Single, Sane - Pick Two :)


Sexy and Sane will do me.

"If you must have a relationship with a married woman - Make sure they are married to someone else"
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

FierceKitty

23 March 2016, 11:43:48 AM #626
Ummm...she?
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Orcs

23 March 2016, 11:47:21 AM #627
Congratulations Nobby

I'll have a Pint of Ale please.

At what rank do you get your own orderly?  
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Orcs

23 March 2016, 11:49:04 AM #628
Quote from: FierceKitty on 23 March 2016, 11:43:48 AM
Ummm...she?

I used the term "they" as you may have more than one married woman you are having a relationship with. (depending on how lucky you are)  :d
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

23 March 2016, 06:37:07 PM #629
So, more Bossette foot in mouth.

"Do you have a thick one?"
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

23 March 2016, 06:45:10 PM #630
Oh sir! Do you sir! Oh!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Orcs

23 March 2016, 10:07:55 PM #631
Quote from: Last Hussar on 23 March 2016, 06:37:07 PM
So, more Bossette foot in mouth.

"Do you have a thick one?"

=O =O =O

And the answer to that is........... "would you like to try it for size and then you can make your own mind up"
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

24 March 2016, 10:43:46 AM #632
Well....

I can see FK dancing around his home in delight, because of the rumour that Axl Rose is going to step in as vocalist, for the last 10 dates of AC/DC's current tour !

(That could be 'interesting' IF it's true.) :-\

Cheers - Phil

FierceKitty

24 March 2016, 12:09:25 PM #633
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 23 March 2016, 11:49:04 AM
I used the term "they" as you may have more than one married woman you are having a relationship with. (depending on how lucky you are)  :d

For a modest fee, I will teach you the plural of woman.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Tawa

24 March 2016, 03:01:13 PM #634
Quote from: Techno on 24 March 2016, 10:43:46 AM
I can see FK dancing around his home in delight, because of the rumour that Axl Rose is going to step in as vocalist, for the last 10 dates of AC/DC's current tour !

I felt a great disturbance. As if millions of AC/DC fans cried out in dismay and were suddenly drowned out by the sound of refunds being issued................
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

24 March 2016, 04:37:35 PM #635
He might have to work on his punctuality!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Leman

24 March 2016, 04:38:49 PM #636
Quote from: FierceKitty on 24 March 2016, 12:09:25 PM
For a modest fee, I will teach you the plural of woman.
Wimmin innit. There you go, for free.
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Ithoriel

24 March 2016, 06:08:52 PM #637
Counting women goes like this: One, Trouble
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Leman

25 March 2016, 07:43:56 AM #638
So very true.
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Orcs

25 March 2016, 06:23:13 PM #639
Quote from: Ithoriel on 24 March 2016, 06:08:52 PM
Counting women goes like this: One, Trouble

iI thought it went ..... Trouble , More trouble
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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