Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Techno]

Mrs Techno heard a vicar say the 'f' word, when he put diesel in his petrol car.
(Or was it the other way round ?)
Cheers - Phil

[Fenton]

Mrs Techno heard a vicar say the 'f' word, when he put diesel in his petrol car.
(Or was it the other way round ?)
Cheers - Phil

The vicar heard Mrs T use the f word?

[Hertsblue]

You've got to have your head pretty firmly up your a**e to do that - there's a big plate saying "diesel" on the nozzle. Doing it the other way (putting petrol in a diesel car) is very difficult because the diesel orifice is narrower than the petrol nozzle.

[Techno]

The vicar heard Mrs T use the f word?

Certainly NOT.....She covered her ears !

You've got to have your head pretty firmly up your a**e to do that - there's a big plate saying "diesel" on the nozzle. Doing it the other way (putting petrol in a diesel car) is very difficult because the diesel orifice is narrower than the petrol nozzle.

It was the day said vicar was moving into 'the parish' and his new home, in the village just a couple of miles down the road from where we used to live, so I don't think he was concentrating very well, that day ! 

Cheers - Phil

[Fenton]

Certainly NOT.....She covered her ears !

I am confused now... Are you saying Mrs T is  the new vicar?

[Techno]

 

If it's easier for you to understand, Steve.......She can be the new vicar.
(She really ought to be made a Saint, for putting up with me, for nigh on 40 years.  ....Hmmmm  ....Thinking about it, she already has !  )...Does this mean I'll have to buy her a ruby ring next year ?  )

Cheers - Phil

[Ithoriel]

"She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her." - Proverbs 3:15

[Techno]

"She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her." - Proverbs 3:15

I'm certainly not telling her THAT ! 
Cheers - Phil

[Fenton]

Maybe this is the reason your eyesight is getting better . Mrs T has the power of The Holy See!

[Techno]

Your coat, Sir !
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

I high-fived a vicar.

I went to the new Bishop of Gloucester's 50th birthday party.

[Last Hussar]

Did you high-five him though?

[Orcs]

Did you high-five him though?

No I did not high five her.

[Last Hussar]

LOTS of people have been to a bishop's bash.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

My Dad 's cousin is the bishop of Colchester, does that count?

[Hertsblue]

No, it don't read or write neither...

[Last Hussar]

But money talks.

That makes the Bishop of Colchester your first cousin once removed.

[Fenton]

My Dad 's cousin is the bishop of Colchester, does that count?

Does he have it tattooed on the back of his neck?

[Fenton]

I went to the new Bishop of Gloucester's 50th birthday party.

Were you invited?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

But money talks.

That makes the Bishop of Colchester your first cousin once removed.

Hadn't realised he had retired: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Morgan_(bishop)